Oliver Miller

This is me, giving in to the inevitable and using Twitter. I'm a sometimes full-time writer and I hate bios. Reach me here or at oliveramiller at gmail...

[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

@AshleyRParker Hey, disgusting pathetic sycophant!

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@WASquarterly Let's just all enjoy processing my submission nervous breakdown as it happens second-by-second.

[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

@WASquarterly Ugh, WAIT, AND IT CAN BE ABOUT OTHER SPORTS THAT AREN'T BASEBALL? I WAS WRONG. Amazing that these comments are going out into the void, loovvvve it.

[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

@WASquarterly I am still 1,000% submitting the bizarre thing I wrote that's barely even about hockey, of course, because why not?

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@WASquarterly You doofs! Is there any concept of a suggested length? Or should I just write 10,000 words about my childhood obsession with the Quebec Nordiques. Which I am fine with doing but I could make it, you know, shorter. You doofs.

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@champagnesucks I am also interested in appearing cool to the right people. That's almost two things.

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@bullshitlit i'm down for this thing.

[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

@bullshitlit okay, sent it in, you monsters.

[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

@bullshitlit noooo. you changed the deal! I'm sending mine in right now. i had it all ready. sending now, you rascals.

[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

@rebeccawhatsun I was overly influenced by Brideshead Revisited. I also met his daughter once, at a dancing class, in Ann Arbor, Michigan (??). She told me he was "the worst person she had ever met," which is a true story, and which sounds about right.

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zomg, same thing but with short stories.
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zomg digital retro prints!!
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[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

downloadable funny cartoon
https://t.co/dnMLcriTQA ...a lovely FREE cartoon for you

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Looks not books
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I just published a new post on my @buymeacoffee!

To Velina
https://t.co/NRJcHzWp3A

[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

I just published a new post on my @buymeacoffee!

Flat-earthers
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[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

Buy me ten bucks of coffee, and I'll mail you a hand-written coffee, along with a most excellent drawing of a woodland creature.

[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

I just published a new post on my @buymeacoffee!

Scraps
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[Oliver Miller @oliveramiller]

I just subscribed to augmented’s journey https://t.co/HtrYzawTis