Oliver Kaiser

Australian fella living in Germany

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

I ran my first half marathon today in Köln. I had no idea what to expect as I'd never run that far before. I got in at 1 hour and 58 mins! Here's a photo of me after crying for a few minutes after reaching the finish line!
I'm very proud of myself, that's all internet!

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

I had a conversation with an elderly family friend this morning. I was telling her about my year living in Germany, and she responds with: Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Bless her cotton socks, she's always full of wisdom

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

Birthday was yesterday, UN Internship starts in 2 weeks, I run my first half-marathon in 3 weeks, and move to New York in 4 weeks. Life moves so fast. I'd like a nap please.

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

@masonsixtencox this you?

The blokes in the group are struggling to verify.

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

We're playing Semi-Finals in the AFLG tournament here in Germany today. We're travelling to Munich for it. Our match against Munich starts at 12.30pm German Time. You can live stream it here

#rheinlandlions
#aflg
#semifinals
https://t.co/afNYDmODWG

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

Been in Germany since February of this year. I just got confirmation that I'm going to New York City to intern at the United Nations starting in October. Absolutely over the moon, but the prospect of moving continents twice in one year is terrifying #uninternship #shellberight

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

Two tweets in successive days, what's happening to me?
I don't know why.
That's all.
That's the tweet.
Oh, also: #AfDsindFaschisten #luckilyimadualcitizenandcanleavegermanyatsomeppointifitgetstoomuch

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

The AfD: Proof that even in a country known for precision engineering, some things can still go impressively wrong.
#historyrepeatsitself #hopefullynothere #GermanEfficiency #Landtagswahlen

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

Wowowowow, was für ein Spiel!! Eine tolle Werbung für die vorherige Bundesliga Saison 😍 #supercup #B04VfB

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

Melbourne - Canberra - Sydney

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

I just finished my masters. Goodness.

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

I am moving on in December, take my job!

[German Embassy AUS @GermanyInOz]

ℹ️ Vacancy Notice: Join our Team!!!
The 🇩🇪 Embassy Canberra is seeking an Assistant Desk Officer in the Defence Attaché office (part-time position, 19 hours per week) to start in mid-December 2023. Interested in applying, check out the link👇
https://t.co/EaifqeP7fA

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

I am 6 weeks away from a Master degree from one of the best universities in Australia. This life is crazy. I barely graduated high school.

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

@Dames_Long Whatever you played when you were growing up, get it? Because you're so old.

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

@Dames_Long Wow.

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

When I'm late, I make like a lion and Mufasa

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

De Paul, De Diver #ARGFRA

[Oliver Kaiser @olivermyface]

Hey @shaunmicallef thanks for coming to speak at @ourANU. Here's a picture of you, and the back of Friar Lawrence

[Rob Merrick @Rob_Merrick]

Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis

Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could