Oliver Schöning

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Just a reminder that your favorite breakfast food enjoys gentle baths.

[Oliver Schöning @oliverschoning]

@usnews Having the USA in the top ten spot makes this survey completely untrustworthy. You not put another second world one up if the USA gets a spot?

[Oliver Schöning @oliverschoning]

@maldonsalt I really hope you are sponsoring @myvirginkitchen because he introduced me to your amazing products which I now use in every meal!

[Oliver Schöning @oliverschoning]

@PagedrawIO can we expect Angular 2+ from sketch mockups? Or React only?

[Oliver Schöning @oliverschoning]

Food for thought 🤔

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

It's weird to me when people freak out about a data breach at Facebook, like their privacy is somehow lost.

My dudes, they are selling your data to anyone and everyone. It's already lost. Nothing changed just because they didn't monetize it this time.

[Oliver Schöning @oliverschoning]

@nowthisnews We poor danes in our horrible system that gives us options and has big focus on starting business.. But I guess we need to be homeless or in debt to be motivated, rather than be giving a level playing field with the rich kids, according to Fox News..

[Eleanor M @EleanorSMcC]

CC: @BorisJohnson

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

me: [selects "send verification code as text" on a website]
me three seconds later: oh boy a tex mesage

[Rosewatta Stone @RosewattaStone]

Sword of Body and Mind #GoogleTranslatesMTG

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Anarchy in the UK -
https://t.co/ZaWrnKkh7Y

[The Dodo @dodo]

Watch this blind cow reunite with her seeing-eye sister 😭💕

[Bat of the sea @Punk_Bat]

@tonyhawk

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

The funniest part of Elon Musk fans is that they somehow thought he was going to stop global warming by selling $100k cars to rich people.

The saddest part is that they thought that's why he was doing it, and him earning billions off government money was just a side effect.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Can you name all 59 women who came forward against Cosby? Can you name half of them? Can you name 5? Would you recognize them out of context? Do you want an autograph?

Cool so we agree that women don’t make rape accusations to become famous.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

@elonmusk You’re parsing words, Elon. Were you or were you not one of the top 50 donors to Protect The House, a PAC that supports Trump and his racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic and anti-environmental policies? If you did give them $38,900, then you WERE a top donor. For shame.