olivia

long you'll live and high you'll fly / ig olivgiff / 💍 @tom_mckee1018

[Rick James🇧🇷 @shakblu]

orochimaru tried it with every single person he met

[warm light luvr @draftdmonologue]

beautiful woman named "Community Notes" keeps blowing up my DMs about some Ms. Information i liked

[olivia @olivgiff]

what is everyone's problem around here

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

I keep getting murdered and tortured

[Lunie @Back2Batk]

this is how every day has felt for me for the past year or so

[hannah @newermess]

in my culture we HATE GRANDMA!!!!!!!!! family means NOTHING and we NEVER EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Still cold by congming33

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[suki @soupkis]

hitting “notify anyway” when someone’s on dnd bc I DONT GIVE A FUCKKKKK

[The Weeknd @theweeknd]

Beautiful dinner gift from the young legend Gege Akutami.

[☆silver☆ @SilverAmeCo]

fun fact you actually never need gen ai for anything ever. there is literally nothing you cannot do without it.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I should

[ゲイリー斎藤 @JUN_SAITOH_WHR]

I'm holding events in Japan to spread Southern American culture.

"WILD HONKY TONK"

I want my American friends to know that there are Japanese people like me!

[dahlia @dahliaplz]

I play Pokopia for 8 hours straight. You play Pokopia for 8 hours gay

[Kerington @1tsKerington]

you just had to be there

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

All of your problems are due to taurine deficiency. You need to be eating more spiders. Birds understand this.

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

ADHD is so crazy cuz why am I dreading doing a drug im addicted to