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You guys gotta try this new prank I’ve been doing. Go into a restaurant and act INSANELY nice and polite to the wait staff. Never break character. And then at the end when they bring the check LMFAO leave a HUGE tip. Like 50%. Got his ass.
As 9/11 comes around each year, I always ask people, “Where we’re you on 9/11?”. This is one of my favorite questions to ask because EVERYONE who was cognizant on this day remembers where they were. So I ask you Twitter folks (if you’re comfortable with sharing)- where were you?