jane

a phoenix rising from the ashes

[jane @olivia_faracca]

Therapist: eating less is a really good idea. Just stop when you're full
Me: *funneling sauce into my mouth* ITS NOTLRTHAT EASYOKROKAY

[jane @olivia_faracca]

@ryan_boorum Wow I️m jelly

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I just remembered I get to drink more coffee tomorrow

[jane @olivia_faracca]

@nate_opferbeck

[Bison @FunnyBison]

Scuba instructor: Sharks can sense blood in a 2 mile radius.
*everyone turns to glare at me as I floss for the first time this year*

Me: What?

[jane @olivia_faracca]

When the Christmas Verizon commercial comes on #lit

[jane @olivia_faracca]

Is this picture peaceful to anyone else? Beautiful? Calming? Angelic? Exquisite??
Also why do all of my sweaters look better on Nate for real

[Anne Bowers @annebowers_]

52. his sound effects lmao https://t.co/E6ANiVKfJC

[Anne Bowers @annebowers_]

51. https://t.co/8PAoz9oze1

[Anne Bowers @annebowers_]

44. the reason i went to chipotle for the first time aka the reason why my life was changed forever https://t.co/mfHHCdrEu3

[Anne Bowers @annebowers_]

6. also me https://t.co/ulQEhPkIpY

[jane @olivia_faracca]

@amp913 Lol I thought of you

[jane @olivia_faracca]

It’s such a perfect snowfall and I hopped into the covers and saw the layer of snow on the roof, smelling the candle... and for a moment, all the worries disappeared

[jane @olivia_faracca]

Narrator: “She was not right...” https://t.co/BvDydRGZmA

[jane @olivia_faracca]

I have a lot of logic set theory to finish.
Ugh I️’m so tired.
No Olivia you did it last night!
Come on.
Stay up till midnight.
You’ll be glad you did.
Or I could do it in the morning?
I could wake up at 6:30?
Yeah liv u right u right.

[jane @olivia_faracca]

I have a lot of logic set theory to finish.
Ugh I️’m so tired.
No Olivia you did it last night!
Come on.
Stay up till midnight.
You’ll be glad you did.
Or I could do it in the morning?
I could wake up at 6:30?
Yeah liv u right u right.

[batkaren (a/k/a kt roth) @batkaren]

My heist companions jump into the car, screaming, "GO! GO!" at me.

I frantically lick sauce off my fingers, trying to pack up my leftover spare ribs…

[relatable @byreIatable]

The types of jars