Olivia Jess

Reiki Certified- Ordained

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

⁦@nationalgridus⁩ you are a joke.

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

I miss when New England was good at football. Grocery store’s were always a ghost town at kickoff

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

I don’t care if I’ve tweeted this before, it remains true. Angel hair is the best pasta shape there is.

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

All my current ailments and mistakes from the prior night will be solved by this ice cold Diet Coke I just know it

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

@Xfinity for how you randomly raised prices so I pay over $100 a month for WiFi alone, it should at least work well.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

@stoolpresidente 65,458

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

@GuyFieri going to Miami November 2 for a bachelorette party, you in?

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

@VividSeats you are a scam.

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

*shows up to my restaurant job with this coffee in hand*

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

WHAT

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

WHAT

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

This is the chip cabinet

[greg @greg16676935420]

Name something more pointless than these two cupboards. You can’t.

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

Me: “I love you nana, talk soon”
My grandmother: “ok thanks”

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

Jake thought he could get soda at Trader Joe’s. A silly goose

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

@mercedesKENZ @AdeleAccess @Adele “Oooh look up there, they’ve got little masks of me face”

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

In Las Vegas to see Adele, only thing missing is @GuyFieri

[Flavortown @flavortown]

what if we kissed in Flavortown

[Olivia Jess @olivia_petras]

Hi @mescal_paul, watching Aftersun. Will let you know how it goes