olivia

[effie .. @effiesfacade]

every time i talk it sounds like it's my first time trying to speak

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

travis kelce texting taylor this morning

[julia @juumelo_]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me trying not to reveal the surprise or the gift i'm giving someone in advance

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

when i use 😀 this is what i’m trying to convey

[$$ @__444444444__]

dr just wrote me a prescription for 2 hot dogs

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

she’s a 10 but unbuttons her pants after she eats

[ً @juyuzy]

good morning angel i’ve left two mcdonalds hashbrowns in your enclosure

[trevy @chillextremist]

I feel like nobody gets slizard nor fly like a g6 anymore

[hoolie @lunasofiiaa]

I love saying “I’m just a girl” after every minor inconvenience

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life