There are no ITU beds in the valleys. So you might be 23 and invincible if you get COVID but what if you crash your car? Or a friend takes an overdose or a parent needs emergency surgery? Guess what! No beds for you either. And THAT’S how this affects everyone. Rant over.
Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: “Will there be a buffet?”
“I knew you’d had a bad day at work so I unlocked the front door for you so you didn’t have to when you got home” cheers babe- I mean wine would have been better 🤷🏼♀️
As if I have come on holiday with sam and literally half an hour ago he said to me ‘I can’t wait to play fifa 2021 when I’m home’ and now he’s talking all Xbox shite with someone and I’m just sat like 🙂 thank fuck for all inclusive vodka xx
Always check the gifs you send your pals. Do NOT rely on the preview screen. Otherwise you too may mark the birth of a friend's beautiful new baby with the following.
I just made Sam in all seriousness show my mum him doing the moon walk thinking she would be dead impressed... her response was ‘you look like Neil from the inbetweeners’ I now can’t look at him properly 😂😭
My wife threw my new football over the wall as she thought it belonged to our neighbour’s 9 year old lad.
I’ve had to ask them if I can please have my ball back.
I’m 36 years old.
When they finally open outside again I’ma still stay home for a little bit ...let the first batch of air hit y’all first and see what happens just to make sure the coast is clear lol