Oprime

a campy horror flick

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Chasing brat summer with sarah Jessica Parker thanksgiving

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Shall I compare thee to that me espresso?

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@delaneypa1ge Be the change you wish to see, I’d argue

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The weather app is sort of my favorite social media. Whenever I’m bored I open and scroll. Next Thursday gone from expected to be 70 and sunny to 65 and cloudy??? Drama that no other media can recreate.

[Kyla Smith @sharknight3dfan]

we’re so back.

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A portland barista with a mullet just made my wildflower latte. Happy pride month everyone🏳️‍🌈❤️

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Referencing my own tweets in conversation the way that others reference articles or the news

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@delaneypa1ge God your big beautiful brain

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Intersection between a baby with a poopy diaper and a man who you just can’t seem to stay away from: “I can change him”

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@delaneypa1ge You can come over and have a play date with mine

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@frannymrose God. This tweet.

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Took a nap today that was so good that all I want to do is sleep again. Chasing that damn dragon.

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You think you’re my oomf bitch? You’re not even my moot.

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Using room spray after shitting feeling like I left fingerprints at the scene of the crime

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@julululiet Fucking retweet.

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@lindsaymasterss This is really the realest thing you’ve ever tweeted. Your mind astounds me.

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I don’t want to be a third but I’m a little sad that I’ve never been asked

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@roryuhh Accidentally said yes to whole milk the other day and the barista went “really?”