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buy me a taco and I'll eat it on my tits because I'm a salsa slave for life.

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

This my pussy

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

I am Justin Timberlake. Hear me roar, assholes.

[Uncle Randal (Sun Enjoyer) @dood_whud]

She Krised my Kringle till I got jolly

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

My favorite book genre is fallopian. Like hunger games.

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

How I knew I liked girls, as well as boys, at a very young age: digging in sandboxes.

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

Ever lick a paintbrush? Cuz baby, that's what my pussy like! 💗

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

I don't even like weed.

[EGirl Baddie (Gene Takovic era) @egirl_baddie]

sometimes you gotta let the clit find you

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

That's hot

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

I'll never understand how some guys can grow a beard, but then have the audacity to be bald. Like, just move some hair to the other part of your head.

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

Out fishing. Don't have my cell phone with me.

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

@PUERlLlTY Why does he have a milk mustache?

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

Rubbing my clit like a cricket in the corner.

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

Today I learned that cars can wear snorkels.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

touchin feet, england, ca. 1260

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

🥰🥰🥰

[HIM'EL 🗡️ メカフィエンド @BasedLEDA]

26 days until new BERSERK arc

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

Queefsnaw

[Ⓞⓛⓘⓥⓘⓐ @oliviacrayfish]

Because he is ❤️‍🔥

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

My girlfriend just said she finds Nathan Fielder wildly attractive. It’s over for me, boys

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

man with jugs, france, ca. 1350

[hohobun @takaharashin]

骨になる馬

[tahukan 📚 @tahukann]

the bigger your tits are the more annoying you're allowed to be