olivia

self-identified lobster with a mobster

[olivia @oliviafpace]

choosing which lane to sit in at a red light feels like betting on the fastest horse. am i a gambler

[olivia @oliviafpace]

i have a problem with greed in this country and it starts with the goddamn baker and his dozen why do you need one more

[olivia @oliviafpace]

it’s a drop set in the way that i show up to the gym and drop the weight on the floor and go home

[olivia @oliviafpace]

i hate people that say half a dozen

[olivia @oliviafpace]

god forbid a girl voluntarily complete an action and complain about the consequences GOD FORBID

[olivia @oliviafpace]

just let a car go at a crosswalk instead of throwing myself in front of them does the nobel prize get mailed to me or do i go pick it up

[olivia @oliviafpace]

at least a 2% life improvement if irish people had subtitles at all times

[olivia @oliviafpace]

training a man to ask follow-up questions during gossip time is modern day pavlov’s dog

[olivia @oliviafpace]

sending my non social media user friends screenshots of instagram memes like a veteran returning the spoils of war

[olivia @oliviafpace]

fiscally neurotypical socially neurodivergent

[olivia @oliviafpace]

she negative on my canthal til i tilt

[olivia @oliviafpace]

kanye and proye

[olivia @oliviafpace]

the way he whipped it out (emotionally)

[olivia @oliviafpace]

i cant believe they named a month after a taylor swift song

[m @mnoev05]

baja blast is what a spray tan is to god

[olivia @oliviafpace]

baja blast giving me parkinson’s at 20 🤞🤞🤞

[gabb @gabbgoudy]

@GovMikeDeWine you literally just got rid of background checks for concealed carry

[olivia @oliviafpace]

@morgantaylormts YES!!!! wtf

[Andrew Potter @MountainDrew420]

Every man in the GA after USAs performance #omun2021