organicteaquila

selectively social.

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

everybody weird your honor

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You can’t discuss the ocean with a frog. They only understand the pond. Remember that.

[DIRECTOR OF THE DIVAS. 🫡 @ScotLouie]

so I’m the only one that misses Boston Market ?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I miss when the internet was just like quizzes that told me what kind of sandwich I am

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

"I understand" does NOT mean I AGREE.

[MOH🗿 @literallyMoh]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still wake up with a headache. like excuse me ?? i rebooted the entire system.

[fakebobby @fakebobbyy]

I'm not explaining shit. enjoy your version.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m so sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at once

[Diaryofadreamywriter @Briellefine]

libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a product and they discontinued it?

[✮ @istgnolimit]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

if bad posture bad why bad posture feel so good

[Brett Merriman @shmerriman]

A credit score but for how efficiently you board/get off a plane

[organicteaquila @oliviagalecki]

Imagine if dogs could laugh and that’s it.

[alfie @alfienxo]

Our parents really ate with printing our pictures and putting them in albums.

[𓈒𝕜Ꭵᩥ𐑾𑄜 @nyaniicidal]

does anyone else double check the meaning of words they already know just to make sure they don't sound like an idiot using it

[Chris @citehchris]

i’ve never once thought to myself, if only this phone folded

[Ava @avainwordland]

I hate it when I get lost in the woods and there are no dwarfs to film porn with.

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

that first bite of a protein bar where u think its maybe going to be fine