Olivia

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

[c @kikaykikayi]

Job market is like do u want to train AI or be unemployed

[soso @sothecutestt]

day 1 no sugar

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever

[julia @eathedocument]

wearing shorts with unshaved legs

[xavier @zorobutt]

missing someone that ur not supposed to be missing

[Bonita Aplomb @OKen_Ishii]

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

[Clubratt ★ @clubratt]

Coming to the realisation that I’m never going to have a summer break again. Like its just work forever

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

[Neet @neet_sol]

The corporate life requires an ass licking skillset that I was not born with

[323 @Ggod323]

I probably killed a future president in Fortnite or something

[West Wing Report (Edited by Paul Brandus) @WestWingReport]

(Via George Walker/AP)

[blaire @pissshit90001]

All roads lead to me Bitch