Alexus Villarreal

Just an ordinary girl, swimming beneath the surface.

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

AND you know the Queen is going to have to host this mofo at Buckingham Palace when he's in the UK. She doesn't need that at her age.

[tiff ☾ ☆ @whohurt23]

when you think they're taking a picture of you, but really

[george watsky @gwatsky]

#xInfinity sessions. photos by @photostills

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

When you accidentally touch used gum under the table:

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

When you snapchat your friend about how excited you are that #GMM is back tomorrow:

[Observer @observer]

George Watsky Learns How to Ruin Everything, Still Raps Fast https://t.co/gWzv9MdcUD

[george watsky @gwatsky]

kinda bummed at the end of hillary's speech... held out hope they'd play Kick Monday in the Nutsack after but i guess katy perry is fine...

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Happy #FourthOfJuly!

[Alexus Villarreal @olivialexustime]

"Or else this blueberry muffin is going to outlast the entire human race" #notgonnaletthathappen #Day5 @MattHullum @burnie @RoosterTeeth

[Zac Efron @ZacEfron]

That mountain in Peru was hard to climb- but we did it together. Thx for guiding me. Love ya- Happy Father's Day 🙏��️

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I just ate Popeye's for maybe the first time ever. Delicious, but so salty that my tongue hurts. Those chickens are from the ocean!

[george watsky @gwatsky]

Washington DC tonight @busboysandpoets 6:30pm with the magnanimous @diondecibels #HowToRuinEverything

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

My day is unruined by getting a copy of "How to Ruin Everything"! Thank you, @gwatsky! Major congrats!!

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Cologne + Salisbury Steak = A Date in North Carolina

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

When someone asks for a bite of your food and you don't wanna share so you shove it all in your mouth really quick:

[R&L Mythical Beast @supergirl0351]

@rhettandlink
ABSORBBBB ABSOOOOORRRRBBB

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Next time you cry say "I'm not crying. I'm absorbing the pain."

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

This is #OnFleek, right?

[Politics and Prose @PoliticsProse]

Excited to host @gwatsky at @busboysandpoets #14thV 6/20 6:30pm for a reading of #HowToRuinEverything.