Olivia Loges

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I’m going into a Taylor Swift coma today. Pls don’t bother me.

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Peak level of adulting is getting excited to go to the library on your lunch break.

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You know you got a real one when he refers to you as baby and dude in the same sentence.

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I’m never one to post reviews on anything but I would just like to take a moment to give thanks to those who do. Especially Amazon clothes.

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One week post grad and in the real world and I still feel like I have something due at 11:59 tonight.

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I genuinely apologize to my neighbors who had to listen to me scream t swift this morning the whole time during a double cleanse, purple shampoo, exfoliate and shave shower..

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I love it on fixer upper when they choose the house in the worst shape. Let’s see that magic, Jojo👏🏻

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There’s a little boy holding a sign for golden doodle puppies for sale in the TJ Maxx parking lot in the middle of the day on a Tuesday. Great marketing technique of you ask me.

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I just wish everyone could hear the commentary coming out of my father’s mouth as he’s attempting to pull my car out of the driveway because I couldn’t even get out..😅

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I hope everyone finds a boyfriend like mine who is the *ultimate* hype man.

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I miss the Jordan Belfort anc Roses era of college

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Mario kart steering wheel, hairbrush, rice root brush... just to name a few😂

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I hate when people are always like ‘trust your gut.’ Like ok. I have anxiety and my gut tells me to abort mission 24/7.

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Isn’t it weird when we used to text in junior high we would actually end the conversation and say “talk to ya later, bye!” And now we just don’t reply or send an emoji to end the convo.

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Told my boyfriend I only missed one point on my lab assignment and his response was..... “how the hell did you do that?”

Thanks for the vote of academic confidence, dude😂

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Was on the phone with my mother and my boyfriend goes, “Tell her I’m thankful she made a bangin daughter.” He’s a keeper. Happy Thanksgiving everyone😂

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When Jo Wilson said “I hate everything. Except mac and cheese from a box.” I felt that. Deeply.

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To get or not to get my nose pierced...😅

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I really could use a steady salary for the sole purpose of getting to buy any pair of leggings and sweatpants I see without feeling guilty and with $2 left in my bank account