oliviaormos

the future is no place to place your better days✨@mavncreators

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

we’re just getting started 😊 thank you @techcrunch what a way to start the weekend! https://t.co/DqgQDV78Tx

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Fail, you only pay once.

Regret, you pay for the rest of your life.

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

@alexissTyler @NataaGataa 😂

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Just a reminder: Small businesses are usually run by a single person.

Give them some grace.

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

@ShouldHaveCat @NataaGataa 🐱

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

Buckle up 🏎️🏁

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

Birthday behavior 😊🎉

[Greg Brockman @gdb]

building is fun; seeing what you've built get used by others is indescribable

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

Where is the Uncle Luke, Rick ross and TDD performance being streamed at this dolphins game.. it’s the only reason I watched lol 😂 #305 #Miami

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Incredible Illusion by Xavier Mortimer

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

POV 2024 ☺️

Happiness is the real rich.

Health is the real wealth.

Kindness is the real cool.

And a peace of mind is the real bag.

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

today years old

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

How old were you when you first noticed the "8" in the middle of the 8 of diamonds card?

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

This made my day 🫶🩷 happy holidays, bitch!

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

An antisemite walks into a bar and takes a seat.

Pretty quickly, he notices a Jew across the room and he thinks to himself “I’m gonna show him!”

He calls the bartender over and says “Give everyone a beer on me except that Jew over there!”

The bartender does exactly that.

As soon as everyone gets their beer, they look at the antisemite, lift their cups and say cheers. The antisemite looks at the Jew who then also lifts his cup and says cheers to the antisemite.

He is very confused. Why is the Jew doing that after I bought everyone a beer except him?

So he ups his game.

He calls over the bartender and says to give out a very nice shot of whiskey to everyone but that Jew. The bartender does exactly that.

They all lift their cups to the antisemite as does the Jew. Again, the antisemite is confused and frustrated.

He calls over the bartender again and says “Give everyone your most expensive drink on me but don’t give it to that Jew!”

And so he does. Again, the Jew lifts his cup and says cheers to the antisemite.

At this point, the antisemite is fuming.

He calls over the bartender and asks “Why does that Jew keep thanking me for buying everyone drinks even though I didn’t buy him one?”

The bartender looks at the antisemite confused and says “Him? He owns the bar!”

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

I wanna be @MichelleButeau when I grow up

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

my baby is one year old today 🎂🎉🥹

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

Is it possible to not cry at the end of Man On Fire? Absolutely fucking not 🥹🥹🥹

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

be the exhibit 🤣 🎨

[oliviaormos @oliviaormos]

@brianbreslin @MiamiTechPod