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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The two hottest dudes in Miami

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

When @AOC and @DonaldJTrumpJr are on the same side you know you fucked up @RobinhoodApp

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The long-awaited trade request has come...

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

yet another unrealistic body standard for women

[trish @ultragloss]

if astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between january and december evil

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

could i interest u in plant?

[thejerradawn @jerragentry]

School has never been this hard for me. This online stuff is really for the birds. I have no motivation whatsoever to sit up here and do assignment after assignment.

[Татьяна @hastabesasha]

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes???? Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes tf

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Yooooo

[Allegra Harpootlian @ally_harp]

A teenage TikTok-er pointed out that there were no ASL interpreters at the debate last night, which means ~600,000 deaf Americans were not afforded the chance to participate in their democracy. I can't stop thinking about it. How can that STILL be an oversight in 2020?

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Following his highlight reel touchdown catch, Zeke showed off his new tattoo across his stomach: “Feed me!”

[Avarice Gambino @Pinocchio_Lies]

Raise ya kids better yo

[i didn’t know it was a gift @diettrade]

Guess it comes out December 4th

[mars @mariumqaz]

today is not sept 1st it is march 184th

[lyn @G1NLUVR]

was not expecting this from my chem professor but i’m also not complaining

[bookish M.Ed 🇭🇹 @aROSEthatGREW]

My school literally put up a rule where we are NOT allowed to eat while online.

I AM IN MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE.