Shantii_x

🇳🇬RN | B.D.W |🌻✨| GMI💸

[Shantii_x @oliwe_favour]

@Chemmer_F @ccFrank_ @Skolex5 But it’s a savings plan, you’re locking the money for a year for that percentage. You will still receive your capital at the day sha

[Shantii_x @oliwe_favour]

@ccFrank_ @Skolex5 Oh okay, that’s cool

[Shantii_x @oliwe_favour]

@ccFrank_ @Skolex5 How? Ladda save is offering 21% just to lock the money for 1year. How is mutual fund of 18% better than that?

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Women, the reason you can have a credit card in your own name and don’t need a man’s signature to open a bank account is because of Gloria Steinem. RIP to this queen.

[Shantii_x @oliwe_favour]

@arogoldz @meiGirma 🤣🤣like I read that circular twice and was wondering

[Shantii_x @oliwe_favour]

@Ayraxaura 🤣🤣

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

For anyone looking for a remote job, I just came across this and it actually looks interesting.
Bloop is hiring Customer Service Agents from Nigeria, India & the Philippines.
• Fully remote
• $650/month
• Monday–Friday
• No weekends
• No sales
• Minimum requirement: high school certificate
• Application deadline: September 14, 2026
That’s over ₦900k monthly depending on the exchange rate.
I’m sharing because I know someone on your timeline is currently looking for a job.
Apply here: https://t.co/ZbfNWVY665

[chameleon @chameleon_fr]

This is the funniest gif you will see on the internet today 😂😂😂

[Ahmed Hany @Doolittleraidd]

why pilates is pronounced that way and pirates not

[🖤 @loves5o]

I don’t know why men complain about the declining birth rate. Just use your ribs to create new people...

[Shantii_x @oliwe_favour]

@ThatPHCBoy Happy Birthdayy

[Ebun💕 @ctrl_ebun]

An ant stung me on my ass last night and it swole up so bad, but I’m thinking if I get like 10 of them to sting me in strategic places, I might not need to get a bbl no more

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

A young girl asked in church why preachers and society always focus on women’s morality. There is so much advice that a woman should be chaste, keep her virginity and curtail lust, but they never do the same to men.

The pastor said Satan uses women a lot to bring decay to society. A woman can easily influence a man, so if she lives a life Satan cannot use, she will protect the man. He also said women carry 70% of sins while men carry only 30%.

These are the kind of patriarchal teachings and conditioning they give to the girl child while the boy child can just zuzuwe, I wish people will open their eyes and see the bias in all these teachings.

[Tomii💜 @Tomi__juice]

“My ex used to cook for me”

Call am naw make she come cook for us

[bre. @amanimslove]

já passou da hora de aceitarem que o rory tbm era uma ótima opção pra annie e que não tem nada de errado com ele. o rory é um querido, sempre escutou ela, acolheu, ajudou, foi honesto e soube se comunicar. odeiam ele de graça

[zameel @nameiszameel]

Security at eko atl yesterday said they sent even davido away when he came to shoot and I swear I heard his colleague do “hmmn”

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[Lou 🫍 @louroll89ffs]

When a car lets you cross the road