🥰 ollie 🥰

26/Minnesota/AGEBSM💞

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

@ChaseHicks_ not if you wipe them off or put down protection my brother in christ 😏

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Exactly

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

and feel well rested when you wake up‼️‼️

[Mr. BrightSide ◢ ◤ (Stinky Cheese Man) @ChaseHicks_]

Everyone talking about the best power being flight or teleportation. How about the ability to fall asleep on command and pick how long you want to sleep for? Under-rated.

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

been checking @sarahcothran’s feed every other day for weeks waiting for gutter and it’s still not out so instead i’ll just pass away thx

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

me 🤝 naming my children after people i’ve never met and never will meet or tv/book characters

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

seeking quotes to soundproof my entire house bc i don’t want to be the neighborhood karen but i also want my children to sleep and they won’t when all the neighbor kids are screaming

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

physically and mentally drained at all times. straight up exhausted. however, as an insomniac my body also denies me the luxury of unconsciousness. kms.

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

my son received a stuffed octopus at the doctor today and named it “octopussy” and there’s too many things i can’t wait to tell him when he grows up. i need a list

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

how is the insurance company allowed to gaslight me by saying they already gave me enough medication for an EAR INFECTION? ITS STILL THERE? I STILL NEED THE MEDICATION?

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

why does having an adult ear infection feel so embarrassing? like grow up this is for children

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

i just know my local er is so sick of my autoimmune ass being checked in there

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

i don’t understand the selena vs hailey thing bc were she not married to justin i would have NO idea who hailey is? is she a nepo baby or what’s her deal

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

the flu vs my excess baby weight is the greatest fight i’ve seen to date

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

@micah_mal84 but if they don’t? who does that fall on? not them

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

i want the life my kids have when they’re sick

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

@micah_mal84 urgency to get better and return to their responsibilities

[🥰 ollie 🥰 @ollieoooop]

this is where the thoughts that bounce around my head at 3am and keep me awake are coming to die now

[Mr. BrightSide ◢ ◤ (Stinky Cheese Man) @ChaseHicks_]

I just want my first thought of the day to not be "I can't wait to go back to bed."