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i wanna be the kind of person you look at and just think, i wanna eat a hot dog with her

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oh we’re doing a hair mask, we’re doing a face mask and we’re taking a whole fucking bath to recover from golfing too hard this week.

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the amount of physical pain or even just physical sensations that people will attribute to “just gas” is absurd

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had a dream that I was stockpiling the *good* rigatoni - bringing home a few bags at a time, ended up with 15+ bags. what does it mean?

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trying to revive the art of the phone call. video is great but like so is a phone call

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this is such a niche complaint but so are most of my tweets… our donut placed is closed on Wednesdays and I forgot until we had already walked halfway there. my dog was so disappointed in me.

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what is it about mayo and hot weather? just perfect.

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google - “how do I tell my doctor I’m mad/disappointed in them”

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in the simplest terms, what is coleslaw? like I think I’ve been eating it recently but not sure.

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room temp water >>>>> (don’t @ me)

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forecast today is “too hot to turn lights on”

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can someone explain the poorly dubbed Netflix shows to me? why don’t the subtitles match the voiceover? it’s infuriating.

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as someone who recently pressed it, why does my roku remote have an ESPN button

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ok I *might* get the hype with Bridgeton (I’m on ep 3) but also the bangs?!?! must we???

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a significant improvement is that today I warmed up my lunch instead of hoovering cold pasta at 4:30pm when I realized I hadn’t eaten.

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if I put on jeans and a *clean* shirt, my husband will be like “ooh you look nice” and I just don’t want the expectations to be any higher than that.

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my husband discovered tik tok this weekend.

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the ONLY song I want to listen to lately is Big Green Tractor. what a trip. I’ve woken up most mornings singing it.

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I’ll be in back to backs all day, complain I have no time to get anything done and then, the second my last meeting ends, fuck alllllll the way off and get nothing done.

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being a psycho and cold texting coworkers at 3:24pm on a SUMMER FRIDAY

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lubing up in spf 50 to do my daily meditation in the backyard. how did I get this old?