Yesterday I tried to talk Myron into eventually getting a miniature pony instead of a dog……… he said no 😭 and I’m just like damn do you even love me 😂😂😂😂😂
Me-Ill take a breakfast shot
Old bartender- uh yeah…. (Returns and asks how to to make it)
Me- Ill take a breakfast shot
New bartender- brings shot with side of crispy bacon
Me- what the heck (in shock)
New bartender- Im from Miami, its not a breakfast shot without
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