Olllboy

always close but never closer

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[chris gotterup @ChrisGotterup]

5.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

It should be bigger news that Jeffrey Epstein’s billionaire associate, who is contracted to build Trump’s mass surveillance state, is hosting a secretive retreat with other oligarchs to discuss cult-building, World War 3-prepping, and get sex tips.

Epstein Island never ended.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

They say "bet on yourself" then arrest you for it. What a world.

[The Babylon Bibi @TheBabylonBibi]

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Vatican City Is Just One Month Away From A Nuclear Weapon

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the concept of starting a war to distract from the epstein mess and then bringing back epstein to distract from the war mess

[Masoud Pezeshkian @drpezeshkian]

To the people of the United States of America

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

It needs to be said every year...

Nobody. Does. Opening. Day. Like. Cincinnati.

[Moe Davis (U.S. Air Force, Retired) @ColMoeDavis]

Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullins is like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Trying to provoke both a world war and a civil war at the same time while demanding a Nobel Peace prize is a level of insanity we’ve never seen ever before.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Kevin Harlan calling a big-man interception is electric.

"IT'S A THICK PICK! OH, HE'S A BIG MAN WITH A LOT OF HAIR!"

[Adam Rank @adamrank]

Imagine if the NFL didn't announce Frank Ragnow's return and he just showed up like it was the Royal Rumble?

THAT'S FRANK RAGNOW'S MUSIC BY GAWWWWD!

[Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @SportsGuyJeremy]

They sent the feds into Portland and they've only been able to get Chauncey Billups 😭😭

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

The way the league used to handle gambling issues

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The NBA is very concerned about the multiple arrests made as a result of the FBI’s sports gambling code.

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[Olllboy @olllboy]

@Mike_kim714 hell of a putt!!!! Congrats