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twin mum + one 👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👧

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My cat and my child are besties. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

#furbaby #fleshbaby #besties

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Evelyn said today she wanted me to do a long ponytail in her hair because that’s what her friends have 😭 how do you explain to a 3 y/o that they don’t have enough hair 😭🥴

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@adhdworms Mine is £120 for a 3 bedroom house with 5 people living in it. Get onto a different provider!

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Day 5 of no heating at home and Alice has got purple lips.

So glad we are moving out of this house in January.

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At this point I’m going to literally have to glue my phone to my hand to get a driving test cancellation. I missed FOUR today because the app I use couldn’t sign me into DVSA quick enough 🥴

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The closest booking I could get this year for my driving test was Southampton in December 😅 now time to find a cancellation 🥴

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Have set my alarm for 5:59am so I can check the DVSA website for cancellations 🥴

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Constantly checking the DVSA website to book my driving test is actually exhausting 🥴

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Planning where all of our furniture will go in the new house and looking at giving the kids their own special new bedrooms is the most exciting thing. Giving them the bedrooms I dreamed of as a kid 🎉

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Ben is obsessed with armpit hair and it’s getting ridiculous.

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Can’t stop thinking about our new house. Too excited and its literally months away 🎉

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I’m actually sure I’ve got the nose of a sniffer dog, I can smell baby poo from a mile away and it drives me mad 🥴

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Alice keeps playing with toy horses and making car noises 😂 fml

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Being a mum is brilliant until you are fishing shit out of the bath tub with a plastic spade with two babies stood screaming at you 😍🥴

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Looks like he could be at school picture day all grown up and being a cheesin boy

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Stop it why’s my baby look like a grown man? 😭

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I have fallen in love with @QuornFoods Swedish meatballs. My kids love them too and they’re so damn good.

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Clean kitchen, Evelyn playing in the garden and a candle on! Perfect Tuesday morning so far 💗

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Counting down the hours until my driving lesson 😅

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Our Pompey girl! @jordyblyth @Pompey

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Having no actual friends is a bit shit 😂