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Esse quam videri.

[Mais Ácido 🍄 @MaisAcido]

Endrick: Meu sonho é ser caminhoneiro

Ancelotti:

[👤 @ollyAlee]

Soon everyone’s just gonna be getting a letter telling them it’s their turn, like jury duty.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

British Prime Ministers since 2015 and how long they spent in power:

David Cameron — 429 days
Theresa May — 1,106 days
Boris Johnson — 1,140 days
Liz Truss — 49 days
Rishi Sunak — 619 days
Keir Starmer — 717 days + remaining days (resigned today)

[Connor Cain @TheConnorCain]

Funniest thing about this is in an emergency, Cole Palmer is in charge

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[👤 @ollyAlee]

😂😂😂😂😂

[h @htomufc]

These Rice outswingers are incredible man, what a player. Load it up every time, pub thinks it’s a goal every time he’s over one.

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[👤 @ollyAlee]

Just minding their business as you waddle along the street trying to get attention lmao

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[👤 @ollyAlee]

This is top quality tweeting.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[👤 @ollyAlee]

Are you driving the Batmobile?

[Cate @Catherinelc94]

£310 a week finance on my car is pretty average isn’t it? It came up to to someone in convo before and the way they looked at me told me otherwise? 😅🤣

[prigozhin da bahia @alucard_again]

seleção brasileira precisando de um volante

casemiro:

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

The first all British F1 podium since 1968 🇬🇧

[👤 @ollyAlee]

Auto-translate is the best thing ever added to this dogshit app.

[Felipe Leme @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

CONTRAGOLPE DE BRASIL, AHÍ VA IGOR THIAGO.

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Los vecinos durante el partido

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

Qatar-Switzerland is very ‘finish your vegetables or you can’t have any Brazil-Morocco pudding’.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

They have f*cking DUCKS in Mexico shirts😭🦆🇲�

[mcdiesel @mcdiesel88]

Dragging him away like they're on the beaches of Normandy. BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 25/26🇵🇸 @0nke_]

“Rice not worth it” gimmick in 2026

[👤 @ollyAlee]

No tracking back and talking back to the bench. Might even be an armbar.

[👤 @ollyAlee]

Arteta would have him in a full nelson before the end of GW4

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

I seeiously can’t believe there are Arsenal fans turning up their nose at Vinicius. Literally the most perfect signing we can make. A world class player who can single handedly win you games. Arsenal’s attack has been crying out for a superstar.