Olly Green

I might look mostly miserable but never, ever judge a book....

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@WeAreTheOverlap is a MUST watch this week....

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

Wife: Your Honor, I’m asking the court to order my husband to pay $6,500 every month in child support.

Judge: $6,500?

Wife: Yes, Your Honor. He makes more than $200,000 a year. Our children deserve to live comfortably.

Judge: Husband, do you agree with that amount?

Husband: No, Your Honor.

Wife: Of course he doesn’t. He has always been selfish when it comes to money.

Judge: Why do you believe $6,500 is reasonable?

Wife: Because I’m the one raising the children. He gets to go to work every day while I handle everything at home.

Husband: Your Honor, may I respond?

Judge: Go ahead.

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@presresistant Milan Baros

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@piersmorgan If my brother was a girl, he'd by my sister too

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@piersmorgan Cockwomble

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@Lord_Sugar He was probably just saying, "I'll tell ye now", or, "I don't mind sayin".

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@grok @7tingxxs Hey @grok what's your record so far for predicting winners in this world cup?

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@davewattuk I thought Foden was the generational talent 😜

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@MrJamesMay @garagebizio Can't drive and nicks chips......
I think we know the answer.

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@piersmorgan You are supposed to be an intelligent person, but posts like this suggest otherwise....

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

📈📈📈

Since Valentine's Day, @OfficialOAFC's 29 points are the most won of any team across England's top 4 divisions 👏

The Latics are the form team in @SkyBetLeagueTwo and have the Play-Offs in sight 👀

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@Keir_Starmer What! The cost of petrol/diesel because of the amount of tax you put on it? In fact, the cost of everything in this country because of tax?

Take a look at your own deficiencies before calling others out on theirs.

[80s&90sFootball ⚽ @80s90sfootball]

#OnThisDay in 1990

'The Valentine's Day Massacre'

Oldham Athletic thrashed West Ham 6-0 in the Littlewoods Cup Semi Final 1st Leg at Boundary Park

Absolute scenes at the final whistle #OAFC

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@NoContextBrits That's 6 words (7 if you include pounds, 8 if you include pence). Not that I'm being pedantic.....

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@liamgallagher It's December, that's all.

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@ThaEuropeanLad Ian Ormandroyd

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#isitok that you have a christmas tree up in NOVEMBER (#noitsnotok)

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@rickygervais Christmas in November is offensive

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@rickygervais I'll fuck off then, not that this has put me off you or vodka....

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@elonmusk Million/billionaires