the young savage

[the young savage @ollyhella]

confidence is key, ppl https://t.co/CXwO0d00OY

[the young savage @ollyhella]

Coming to twitter as a last resort.... @GameStop @GameStopHelp I’m extremely disappointed with your online ordering process & outdated customer platform. I placed an order 1 week ago & have yet to get basic tracking info on a big $$ order. Frustrated! Should’ve gone with @amazon

[the young savage @ollyhella]

When I need honest feedback from Evan: “Does my hair make me look like a member of the Adams Family?” “Does my foundation shade make me look like I’m ill?” “Does this sweater make me look like I’m hiding a baby?”

[the young savage @ollyhella]

I’d really like to order room service right now, only obstacle being that I’m on my couch & not at a hotel.

[the young savage @ollyhella]

Thing #1 -I ❤️ bars where I control the music via an app on my phone -it makes me feel like I own the bar, when really I rent a townhouse

[Justin Verlander @JustinVerlander]

**BREAKING** Source: I'm still in the Tigers locker room. https://t.co/2XJu9v3cHz

[the young savage @ollyhella]

Still accurate thoughts

[the young savage @ollyhella]

I will note she doesn't have a pet animal so the poop is from a gross intruding mouse/rat I DONT WANNA KNOW

[the young savage @ollyhella]

At my mom's to do laundry and there appears to be animal poop in her basement.... Is this the universe telling me I'm too old to mooch? 😭😫

[the young savage @ollyhella]

When walking to get BBQ earlier, Evan and I inadvertently walked through an active police-chase... at the end I still got my brisket tho

[the young savage @ollyhella]

I don't remember warm weather makin me sweat 24/7, have a constant headache & feel like I'm gonna barf but this sounds a lot like menopause.

[the young savage @ollyhella]

24 years old & I called my mom today asking if it was normal that I woke up with white dots on my tonsils... a mom's job is never done.

[the young savage @ollyhella]

Just remembered that we used to wear sweatpants with words written across the butt...some bedazzled. This world can be a twisted place.

[the young savage @ollyhella]

No more walking into work soaking wet from falling victim to the rain (admittedly could've been avoided) it's the little things tho

[the young savage @ollyhella]

My mom bought me an umbrella (amongst other things) for my bday and this is now officially the 1st umbrella I've owned in my adult life

[the young savage @ollyhella]

My mom's analogy for the Starbucks at her work being out of coffee all week.

[the young savage @ollyhella]

My sister didn't tag me in her "siblings day" post, so I guess by 2017 standards this means we beefin

[the young savage @ollyhella]

I'm so behind on twitter & idk if I will ever catch up!!!!! This is the biggest crisis in my life rn so life is going pretty great.

[the young savage @ollyhella]

Listen, I didn't come here for advice I could've gotten from my dad in 2010, I came here for your professional opinion on supplements.

[the young savage @ollyhella]

Went to GNC & asked what would be helpful to get me through my upcoming weekend in Vegas, I was told "acting sensibly" and then I left lol

[the young savage @ollyhella]

When you're almost 24 and your divorced parents are corresponding about you