Feel like I’m due to try sushi with cream cheese in the middle. Always see it on menus but too afraid to order. There comes a time for everything. #lank
Is there a worse feeling than slightly splashing water in ur face to wash it in a public bathroom and go to dry your hands and face and there’s only an air dryer???? What are you supposed to do? Hands and knees looking face up to the dryer? #moderndayproblems
Lebron, I cannot even fathom what life would be like without you. The influence you had on the league is unbelievable, and will never be able to replicated. As tears start to fill my eyes I say from th bottom of my heart: I cannot imagine a life without you. #justakidfromakron
The feeling of making a movie reference and nobody understanding sucks because no one can relate, but is also kinda sick because you obviously had deeper ball knowledge than everyone else around you. #theotherguys
This cruise ship hantavirus this is pretty terrible. Anyone who knows how to write a show should write one with the same plot. “No Shore Thing”. God that’s smart. #tm#patented