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🚨 If you don’t want your family members to visit you in PRISON in 2026, take note: Avoid these things. 1. If you own a car, avoid giving strangers a lift. One day dem fit kpai inside your car and you go explain tire. 2. If your neighbour is sick, don’t give them medicine or recommend drugs. If anything happens, court go ask who licensed you to give medical advice. 3. Stop giving visitors food. Offer sealed drinks instead. Even on Christmas day, start the No Food Policy. If someone gets poisoned elsewhere and eats at your house, you go explain tire. 4. As a man, avoid doggy with any woman who isn’t your wife. It can be medically stressful and, depending on pressure, the lady go fi die. Court don’t know “we were just enjoying ourselves” 5. When you’re angry, avoid pushing, hitting, or any physical contact. Some people are walking corpses—small push and problem don land. You go explain tire. 6. Before asking your girlfriend to sleep over, check her BP and have a First Aid kit. If she collapses during the “do,” wahala be that. 7. Before dating or getting intimate with any lady, ask for her Birth Certificate. Otherwise, you go explain tire for court. 8. As a lady, if a man sends you money to show up, please show up—or refund it. E get why. 9. "Oga, my pikin no dey hear word, abeg help me flog am.” please don’t try it. Let parents beat their own children themselves. 10. Avoid buying second-hand or fairly-used items that are trackable. E get why. 11. Avoid threatening people, even as a joke. That small threat fit actually happen—and you’ll answer for it. ⚠️ Ignorance of the law is NO excuse.

ajeezayGH's tweet photo. 🚨 If you don’t want your family members to visit you in PRISON in 2026, take note:

Avoid these things.
1. If you own a car, avoid giving strangers a lift.
One day dem fit kpai inside your car and you go explain tire.

2. If your neighbour is sick, don’t give them medicine or recommend drugs.
If anything happens, court go ask who licensed you to give medical advice.

3. Stop giving visitors food. Offer sealed drinks instead.
Even on Christmas day, start the No Food Policy.
If someone gets poisoned elsewhere and eats at your house, you go explain tire.

4. As a man, avoid doggy with any woman who isn’t your wife. It can be medically stressful and, depending on pressure, the lady go fi die. Court don’t know “we were just enjoying ourselves”

5. When you’re angry, avoid pushing, hitting, or any physical contact. Some people are walking corpses—small push and problem don land. You go explain tire.

6. Before asking your girlfriend to sleep over, check her BP and have a First Aid kit.
If she collapses during the “do,” wahala be that.

7. Before dating or getting intimate with any lady, ask for her Birth Certificate.
Otherwise, you go explain tire for court.

8. As a lady, if a man sends you money to show up, please show up—or refund it.
E get why.

9. "Oga, my pikin no dey hear word, abeg help me flog am.” please don’t try it. Let parents beat their own children themselves.

10. Avoid buying second-hand or fairly-used items that are trackable. E get why.

11. Avoid threatening people, even as a joke.
That small threat fit actually happen—and you’ll answer for it.

⚠️ Ignorance of the law is NO excuse.

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