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Simple Yoruba girl || Psalm 91 || Biomedical Scientist

[slay @nemesis09066]

Pov: you get robbed in china and the police asks what he looked like 💔😭

[AFO @Dr_Afo]

Being fertile.

A lot of us take it for granted that you can just have sex and if you're not careful, you would soon be expecting a baby.

Infertility is crazy.

There's this deep sadness I see in infertile couples. You look at their eyes and that light is just not there.

That sex that is normally enjoyable becomes a chore.

We often prescribe sex like medication for them and after a while, it becomes a chore.

If you can get pregnant or impregnate someone unassisted, you don't know what God has done for you.

[Gift 🖤 @gyftama]

The kidnapped schoolchildren have been forgotten, just like the Chibok girls. God, we cannot continue like this💔💔💔💔

[Lolade @ololade_beth]

@McDivad We should stay awake till when

[Lolade @ololade_beth]

@IfeanyiEmm34386 @pirowbanks 🤣🤣

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[Na me, no fear. @Azaya69]

I think the Nigerians who are complaining about UK heat have been here too long.

Because this is just normal Naija hot weather for me. Nothing too extreme.

[ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 @IyelolaIge]

Teacher: What's 9 minus 10?

Me in Primary3: Impossibleeeeee !!!

Teacher: What do we do?

Me:

We borrrrrooooow !!!😂

[Invaluablemoi ♥️ Ayékòótó 🦜 @Invaluablemoi]

She has just one job.

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Tragic News 💔

DNA test results have confirmed that the unidentified body deposited at an Ikorodu mortuäry was that of Pelumi Onifade.

- In 2020, Nigerian youths took to the streets during the #EndSARS protests. One of the reporters covering the event was Onifade Emmanuel Pelumi.

- On October 24, 2020, Pelumi was arrested and taken away by police officers in Agege despite explaining that he was a reporter. He was also wearing a jacket identifying him as a member of the press.

- A few days later, an unidentified body was discovered at a môrtuary in Ikorodu, Lagos, and it was speculated that the body belonged to Pelumi Onifade.

- In July 2024, the Federal High Court in Lagos ordered the Lagos State Government to conduct a coroner’s inquest to determine the cause of Pelumi’s death and identify those responsible.

- The court also ordered the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH) to perform a post-mortem examination on the unidentified body received from Ikorodu.

- LASUTH stated that Pelumi’s body could not initially be identified because DNA samples held at the Lagos State DNA and Forensic Centre were dëstroyed during the October 2020 #EndSARS unrest.

- After prolonged back-and-forth between the hospital and the court, a DNA test was eventually conducted using a sample provided by Pelumi’s mother.

- The magistrate revealed that the report confirmed a DNA match between the previously unidentified body and the sample provided by Pelumi’s mother.

- This development brings a painful confirmation for Pelumi’s family and loved ones, who have endured years of uncertainty while seeking answers and closure.

- Their counsel is now calling for an autopsy to determine the exact cause of Pelumi’s de@th.

- The case has been adjourned until July 7, 2026.

May the soul of the departed rest in peace. 💔

[Dotun A. @dotunonamission]

At work, but all I can think about is my baby...who isn't exactly my baby.

I miss my supposed baby.

[Melanin Nwa 🌺✨ @sisbruuv]

My Brother was kidnapped yesterday morning on his way to church.

He was driving, his car was found parked along the road, till now we haven't heard from him.

We've reached out to the Police and they told us to keep praying.

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

Kneeling in front of the toilet seat and vomiting while holding the seat

[Lolade @ololade_beth]

@iamcomputer__ Either that or you violated an unwritten rule

[Lolade @ololade_beth]

@i_am_karchies Lmao. Looking for size 47 crocs for my brother in Lagos island market was so hard. Talkless of size 49, Ahh

[Lolade @ololade_beth]

@ola_lay_kan @TheMahleek Where’s the video

[Lolade @ololade_beth]

@muheediva01 Phone calls give anxiety

[NaNa🌼✨ @sil_vee_yah]

The Holy Spirit can restore lost years in one moment.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again