Olsen Halkier

Probably the best-looking, most intelligent & modest cat in Denmark. Head of #SPECTRE Nordic Branch. Enjoy bird watching & regional studies. Penguins?!?!

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

.@Blofelds_cats Final tweet to pass on sad news from @HenrikHalkier that Olsen is no longer with us. RIP Olsen, the coolest cat in Denmark.

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

Tak for all the follows and for making my time on Twitter so much fun.

Farvel!

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

Hej Everyone. The real world calls, and it’s time for me to go back where I belong - with @GretheFallesen and @HenrikHalkier.

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

@Blofelds_cats @davey_deee @kursaal_returns @noynek @lunarteddy @llechidragon @idrisbach @___sharp @kensington_gore Tak, Chief!

[The Fucking Cat @TheFuckingCat]

You're never truly alone when you have a cat. At least not from your perspective.

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

@scot_nature_boy Anchovies - OK. But you really need to ditch all those vegetables and add some tuna instead. You’re welcome.

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

@sallybart32 I was expecting an electronic tag or something I could show off to the neighbourhood cats…

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

So I’m on parole… *yawns*

[The Fucking Cat @TheFuckingCat]

Hey your hair's really nice, have you changed it? It seems like you have this glow about you. Really lovely. Can I have some food?

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

@Blofelds_cats @pozicle Tak Chief, Tak Ally. Safely hone with top secret plans for feline domination of the Nordic region!

[The Fucking Cat @TheFuckingCat]

You love me so much it hurts. That could also be my fangs in your ankle, but still..

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

@sallybart32 *purrs*

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

The sweet taste(s) of freedom!

#tuna #catchow #mice

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

@sallybart32 Hmm. That sounds better than my original plan (hissing while looking innocent)…

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

Parole hearing coming up. Playing it cool... #cattery

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

Very difficult to type in leg irons but continuing work on my epic poem, The Ballad of Aalborg Gaol. #cattery

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

Sorry for lack of tweets. Bad mobile signal in Cell Block H…

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

@lovepookiecat Tak for your support!

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

@Blofelds_cats @pozicle perhaps a file/lock pick hidden in a bar of soap rather than violinists?

[Olsen Halkier @OlsenHalkier]

A dry cat biscuit for dinner & ten minutes circling the exercise yard. The big tabby in cell 20 is looking at me funny… #cattery