Robert Olson

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@MrParauti @CJSlattery 100% not true

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@eigenrobot Some people are disloyal mercenaries and should be understood as such

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

We keep outsourcing roles like this and it is always a quality disaster

[Madame Fragonard @useful_emetic]

told this story before but i had a flexible WFH role with decent hourly wage doing high-volume outbound calls. i worked mainly w artsy types who didn’t want careers and/or women who wanted flexibility to be w kids

we got replaced by overseas filipino workers ~yr 2

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@st_louis_stan They do not understand the difference between ambition and social validation

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@_its_not_real_ @eigenrobot It's fine. It is not what I would do in my free time. But it's fine.

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@eigenrobot "I need to feel better about my work"

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@tonyhawktruther There is a 5 year old that looks like God hit copy-paste, I can figure it out

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@SlumRNA_Dog They do not understand the difference between ambition and social validation

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@YoungUrbPro

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@ManuelV2872313 My fanon is that Hulk really rocked his shit in that first IW fight and he cannot fully get back to form.

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@transit_simp So malort is great and you have to try it

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@sntvizzy

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

All parties are beer parties

[Alex Moretto @alexjmoretto]

A family from my kid’s daycare invited ppl to their house for an end-of-summer party. Don’t know this couple well. But it’s Friday and I want bring a 12-pack. My wife says no: if it's not that kind of party then I'm "that guy" and it'll "be embarrassing"

What’s the move here?

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@SidKhurana3607 Yup, thats why I can get celery root and pierogi at the grocery store

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@ObtainerOf Yup, I have a 34 and am fat

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@KeeganMatheson Cargo shorts

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@chisocriz Imagine thinking a 17 year old male hasn't mastrubated.

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@LouiePanayi @ST0RM_B0RN Midwesterners are the only good drivers

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@eigenrobot Under 30 bucks to feed the family, get kids toys, and play inside for an hour (or more)

[Robert Olson @OlsonRbrt]

@tolstoybb Build more nuclear