Dotman

Pharmacist ||Liverpool FC || Just here to lurk around and comment.

[Dotman @oludot1]

@opionku What sort of camera is he using.

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

“Would you still love me if you knew I had a threesome before we met” I swear women are going to kill us one day😭😭😭🤞🏽

[Comrade Deji Adeyanju @adeyanjudeji]

It’s never too late to do the right thing. Anytime a man wakes up is his morning sir.

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

This is like invading a slave plantation just so you could become the new slave.

[GAJU @GAJUCARE]

The ultimate compilation of prank and smart life hack😃🤦‍♂️

[Dotman @oludot1]

You guys eat 6 square meals?

[𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 Jessica🕊️ @Trullydearest]

White Americans sees Indigenous South Africans as lesser confused race that stays in their houses waiting for government to provide their daily 6square meals. Those indigenous South Africans don't care about their health at all, that's why they are mostly f@t both men & women. Now they have sent 80% Africans home without giving them time to relocate their businesses and families, let's see how they will be growing their economy.

[AkunahDeFi @AkunahDeFi]

@myles_premium_ The claims guy googling ‘bus vs house’ at 3am like 😱😂

[cow @cowincrisis]

never flying @Ryanair again

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

Everything that is true does not have to be said publicly.

Your spouse might understand that you’re coming from a good place. They may not even take offense. But have you considered how everyone else will now see them?

There are truths that can be communicated with a little more care. Protecting your spouse’s dignity should matter just as much as being honest.

Not every thought deserves to be said out loud. You can choose words that are both honest and protective🤷‍♀️

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

No time to waste! 😤💪

Na Victor carry first report for training. 😎

Welcome back, @boniface_jrn! 🖤❤️

[Dotman @oludot1]

@GBPolitcs @thetimes I can bet if anyone will have problems with numerical reasoning test, it is not ethnic minorities.

[Dotman @oludot1]

@netflix Inject it in my veins

[Netflix @netflix]

Another round for Coltrane & Stiles...

NEMESIS SEASON 2 IS COMING

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

As a Redeemer who stands for the truth, I’m happy to announce to you that my general overseer is a fool!!!

[Onyeka Nwelue @onyekanwelue]

A country of clowns.

[Moe @Mochievous]

Eko Miami

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“Every marriage should have a 5 years expiring date. If the man isn’t happy, he should be free to leave 😳

When there’s just one year left on the contract, you’ll see a lot of women adjusting their character”

— Bovi

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Ford rehires more than 300 veteran human engineers after it says AI failed to deliver the same level of expertise.

[Dotman @oludot1]

@n6oflife6 They need to give the responsibility of cleaning drainages to the local governments and state government do follow ups and enforcement. The local government should handle the procurements, contract, personnel etc. The current system is clearly not working.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

This lady right here is a real life proof that Nigerian Twitter feminists will ruin your life if you listen to them.