Liz Thomas

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@academy Matt Carpenter is solely keeping my daughter a Cards fan. We can’t lose her to her dad and the Cubs! #contest #takematttoschool

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

Jo is honoring @Technothepig this year for Halloween 🎃

#technobladeneverdies

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@SamsungSupport Yes, I need to know how the ECG will work on my Galaxy 5 with my Pixel 6 Pro phone. The Samsung rep said it would. But, when I try, it says I need the Samsung Health Monitor app, which only works on Samsung Phones. How do I fix this?

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

Whelp. The @SamsungSupport representative lied to me. All I wanted was an ECG monitor. Now I have $329.99 paperweight. 😠

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@SamsungSupport The Galaxy 5 is not listed on Samsung's compatibility page; hence why I contacted support. Support lied to me. Apparently ECG requires the Samsung Health Monitor app, which only works on Samsung phones. Your team was wrong and caused me to waste my time and money.

[CBC High School @CBCHighSchool]

Congratulations to senior water polo standout Quinten Gallagher on his nomination as Player of the Year in the state of Missouri.

The Cadets are up to No. 5 in this week's https://t.co/UdMTPsRsIN Top 10 rankings.

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@WithYaChest @CovfefeAgent @ksdknews There's been more than one study done about mask effectiveness.

And in the article you linked, the data wasn't "debunked." The article only pointed out that not all contigencies were addressed in one study.

Here's a Stanford study:
https://t.co/eGavx0zIKz

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@WithYaChest @CovfefeAgent @ksdknews Sources say otherwise.

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@DelkorYT @CovfefeAgent @ksdknews And that's justification for us to stop doing our part to minimize the risk to them?

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@CovfefeAgent @WithYaChest @ksdknews Apparently, "sweetie", you know nothing about me and are making gross assumptions.

I used your numbers, that you posted. I don't know where you got your stats. But your stats (that you were using to say covid is no big deal) say otherwise.

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@WithYaChest @CovfefeAgent @ksdknews So, cause they are close to death we quit doing our part to protect them?

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@CovfefeAgent @ksdknews And?

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@CovfefeAgent @ksdknews Using your chart...just saying.

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@tran_rachelm @stlbsa @RizzShow @koolaid Lol. Questioning what those guys say/do is a rabbit hole you don't want to go down. 😜

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@stlbsa, tell the @RizzShow that bug juice is a camp delicacy. It's fruit flavored sugar water (aka @koolaid). It's called bug juice cause the sugar attracts bugs. But the kids need a sugar option in addition to just water.

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@enterprisecares, I'm devastated by what @Enterprise has done. We've been working with a branch for two weeks about a @Kia. Yesterday, my husband checked the status and they told us they are only waiting on the title. Now, today, they sold it to someone else!

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@tran_rachelm Right!?! I mean...she was already catching on...but...😭

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

Dear @Target App,
We officially have a love/hate relationship now. My daughter KNOWS about the Tooth Fairy due to the 'recenty searched' feature. Ima need some space. Give me a few days to process this new development.
Sincerely,
Gut Punched Mom

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

P.P.S. Do not resort to Google to find chicken underwear. While hilarious, one can not unsee what I've seen. 😳

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

P.S. Ultimately I realize this is my fault for not clearing the browsing history before we sat down to look for duck and chicken undies. (Which BTW, you don't have. Talk about kicking me when I'm down.)

[Liz Thomas @olunderizu]

@holy_schnitt Pro tip: Movies aren't defined by your gender.