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[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[nathan tidings™ @imnotawildchild]

When you see food and music, you don't need anyone else, let alone to understand anything.

[gst @wearegst]

Fanta in Nigeria is mostly poison.

[Bishop B @Banjo_Dr]

When people talk about politics and elections as if it's Chelsea vs Arsenal, these are the results.

Elections have real life consequences.

In 2001, in Abuja, African heads of state came to the honest conclusion that if they wanted quality healthcare for their people, they would need to put aside 15% of their annual budgets for health sector. After the "Abuja Declaration", health workers we're so excited about the good things to come.

For context, the UK spends 38%, the US-26%, Saudi spends about 20%.

Guess what Nigeria budgeted on healthcare in 2025? A measly 5%. Like our leaders agreed that 15% was needed and decided the lives of Nigerians were not so important and implemented 5% instead.

How will there be bed spaces? There are about 79 federal tertiary hospitals, if you add state hospitals, there are about 120 tertiary hospitals catering for 200 million people.

The health workers we're are complaining about their attitudes are stretched to the limit and are barely standing.

A nurse who is ideally supposed to nurse 4-6 patients, is put in charge of 15-20 patients, all while earning less than N200k. If they attends to each patient the way they ideally should, they cannot possibly cater to all the patients under them. They don't have the allowance of time to be patient or polite as you'd want them to be.

The same nurse switches to a private hospital or goes abroad and becomes the sweetest soul because they aren't under the pressure cooker that is the average Nigerian public hospital.

About 60 thousand doctors are currently serving a population of 200million. If that doesn't make you worried, I don't know what will.

Doctors are grossly overworked and underpaid as well. I did 5 surgeries in a 24hr span during my last call, and I promise you I didn't feel like being polite or empathetic at the end of the 5th surgery because I was feeling like collapsing myself. This is my 5th year of residency and I've been on annual leave once, 3 years ago. Health workers are running on fumes and deserve credit for just showing up instead of running away to better climes.

Meanwhile the over 200 million Nigerians whose lives have literally been endangered by our leaders prefer to assault health care workers after a loss due to systemic failures rather than channel that rage against their wicked leaders.

Your fellow celebrities, who themselves have witnessed firsthand the dysfunction of Nigerian healthcare will still come out to endorse the same people who are stealing the resources that are supposed to cater for the health of all Nigerians. You will probably also endorse APC too, should the opportunity arise.

Finally, Paraphrasing @Wizarab10 , we all get the love (or leaders) we think we deserve.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Do you know that Ochacho gifting peller a house generated more reactions/traction from Nigerians more than the revelation linking Sen. Buba to terrorism?

We’re a very useless and stupid generation.

[Adeolu needs to catch a break. @_deoluwaa]

I tell my non-medical folks that if they think the Nigerian health system is terrible, then they should imagine what they’d think if they know what healthcare workers know about the system. The average outsider is only privy to a fraction of the mess we are in.

Healthcare workers are overcompensating, improvising, and covering up systemic lapses that should otherwise have made the entire system collapse a while ago. Patients and the relatives are also forced to make sacrifices and pay heavily to remedy the situation.

The outsider sees that the lab is delaying result. The healthcare worker sees that there is no light to process samples because the hospital is owing electricity bill and someone is sitting on the money.

Full blood count takes up to a week because a tertiary health facility still processes their samples manually, and you won’t even get platelet count and haemogblobin concentration. The patient thinks it is just a delay, meanwhile, the result isn’t even complete.

You’re finding it difficult to see a consultant because there is only one in the state, covering multiple government (and private hospitals) and their annexes.

For every fault you see, there is a rot that runs much deeper and someone has painted over it like all is well.

Vote out Tinubu in 2027.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Small animal hospital vs General human hospital.

[𝒋. 𝒂𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒔 @jaybeea9]

My mum collapsed and we rushed her to Ace Medicare Hospital in Ota. When we got there, she was rejected. We took her to Ota General Hospital, we got there but there was no doctor on ground. The nurses advised us to take her elsewhere.

We went to two other hospitals, and she was rejected again. At one of them, the doctor referred us to LUTH in Idi-Araba or the General Hospital in Abeokuta and I began to imagine how do you refer someone who lives in Ota to Lagos or Abeokuta when she needs urgent medical attention?

At this point, we had no option. My dad suggested that we take her back home. I could not accept that. I started making phone calls, asking friends, neighbours, and anyone I thought might know of a hospital nearby. Eventually, a neighbour told us about Mercy Shield Hospital, somewhere around our neighbourhood. He said there was a doctor on ground.

We took her there. I remember being shocked when I saw the state of the hospital and the limited facilities available. But at that point, I was not looking for a perfect hospital. I just wanted someone to help my mother.

The doctor immediately commenced treatment. But before he did, he told us he would do his best, but the hospital doesn't have the facilities required to properly manage my mother’s condition.

I knew my mother was not getting the quality of care she needed. But what could I do? We had already gone from one hospital to another. She had been rejected multiple times. We had nowhere else to turn.

The most painful part was that my mother was registered at Ace Medicare. She had been receiving treatment there and normally went there whenever she needed medical attention. Yet, when she collapsed and needed urgent care, the hospital turned her away.

Three days later, she died.

I still struggle with the thought that her death could have been avoided if she had received timely and adequate medical care. What hurts even more is knowing that we did everything we could. We took her to hospitals. We pleaded. We made calls. We kept searching for somewhere that would take her.

THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY IS IN SHAMBLES.

[OM4R @sensei_omvr]

RIP RICARDO 🕊 ... May the angels be with you and guide you in their light... 🕊🕊🕊

[What is the Next Event? @Saamu_Eleja]

The video with supposedly-big use of grammar 🤧

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Black people treat the freezer like it cancels expiration dates

[Papel Auto-Guard @oluwajuwon_jay]

@fik_ayomi More good life broski 🥂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Your citizenship really determines so much for you. As a Nigerian, your matter long ooo.

I had a Saudi classmate when I was fling my Masters. He explained to me that all Saudis in the UK were fully sponsored by the government. I asked what his plan was after school, he said he was going back home to take up a job. He didn't even like the UK. I don't blame him, he struggled with the language and culture.

I had Korean classmates (those ones are always rich and clean). No one was staying back or had plan to.

I saw Chinese classmate 2 years later. He had started a business with his babe. He told me the government encourages them to take loan to invest abroad. I thought we were just having a discussion. I didn't know he had his plan mapped out.

My Spanish friend (the only one I still talk to), I asked him when he was going to pick up his British passport since he was eligible for it having been in UK for many years, he said he didnt need it that his passport takes him where he needs to go. I spoke to him recently and he said he is looking to leave the UK soon. He wants to return home to Barcelona. That reminds me, he has been inviting me to Barcelona 🤦‍♂️

At the start of Covid, my Canadain flatmate packed his bag and left. He told me he would finish his program from there. I once asked how he was paying for his program (Law Undergraduate), he said he took a loan from the bank in Canada.

Then you look at Nigerians- we are always looking for how to stay back at all cost because home offers nothing. Conversation always centred around sponsorship jobs - even if it is care job. This is after working 12 hours shift through out your Masters to pay for your fees and cover for your living expenses. People are even so desperate, they are paying 10k to 12k for sponsorship job just to stay back.

[Papel Auto-Guard @oluwajuwon_jay]

@WoodyLightyearx @roamapp When i have @AirtelNigeria smartcash that gives me 10% on every recharge lol

[Papel Auto-Guard @oluwajuwon_jay]

@ajanwachuku @__Olubukola_ 😭😂😂😂😂

[Romeo🌹 @Romeo_Onchain]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐀 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐩

A Beginner's Step-by-Step Guide (rt and bookmark)

The 2026 FIFA World Cup kicks off June 11

and for clippers this is the biggest window of opportunity you'll see in four years

This guide breaks down exactly how to get started from zero with no experience whatsoever

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠?

Clipping is taking sharp moments like goals, drama, reactions and hot takes,

then editing them into short 15–60 second vertical videos for TikTok, YouTube Shorts, Instagram Reels and Facebook Reels,

You post these clips on your own accounts the views get tracked and you get paid per 1,000 views

The reason brands and platforms pay for this is simple,

short-form clips that look like organic content outperform traditional ads because the algorithm pushes them harder

Now you understand lets get started....

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝟏 → 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬

Don't post on your personal page,

create fresh accounts specifically for World Cup and football content on:

→ TikTok (Preferably create a Uk Tiktok acc)

→ Facebook Reels (Preferably create a Uk Tiktok acc)

Use a football-related username and start posting pre-tournament content now, predictions, group breakdowns, player profiles

so the algorithm learns your niche before kickoff

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝟐 → 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐬

Free and all you need to start

→ CapCut → https://t.co/iWyviwF9tr, the number one editor for clippers, auto-captions, effects, transitions

Optional AI tools that make you 5–10x faster

→ Opus Clip → https://t.co/ozkp1Lg4hj, paste a long video and the AI finds the best moments then generates clips with captions automatically (it can even auto post)

→ Ssemble → https://t.co/CwkGWk3hZ9, from $7.50 per month, generates 10 – 15 clips per video in minutes,

Your phone plus CapCut is genuinely enough to start earning

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝟑 → 𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬

This is where the actual money comes from,

these platforms connect you with campaigns that pay you per 1,000 views on the clips you post, no follower requirements at all

→ Whop, https://t.co/n4f095xu2e, works in 149+ countries, no KYC, daily payouts, $1–$5 per 1,000 views, free to join

→ Reach, https://t.co/GC6GslcKG7, 5-minute signup, weekly payouts via USDT or bank transfer,

→ Vyro, https://t.co/S2rTloj1i1, MrBeast's clipping marketplace, competitive but high-quality campaigns

→ Cliphaven, https://t.co/nxQLc34IFr, performance-based platform, good for sports and entertainment niches

→ AutoClip, https://t.co/Dgg6g9LY78, has an auto-posting feature that handles distribution across platforms so you just focus on finding the best moments

→ ClipAffiliates, https://t.co/M06hfQ9NWy, affiliate-style clipping campaigns across multiple niches

Sign up for at least two or three today and start browsing their active campaigns

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝟒 → 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭

→ Screen record or downlaod highlights from FIFA's official YouTube and TikTok, these are free and publicly posted by FIFA themselves

→ Download match highlights from YouTube using tools like yt-dlp, https://t.co/ixyKiwyMCl or https://t.co/HQ9ICdC64K, most clippers pull their raw footage this way

→ Use press conference and interview footage, these are widely available on YouTube and easy to clip

→ Campaign footage from platforms like Whop or https://t.co/yaumZwFTnW, some campaigns provide the footage for you so all you do is edit and post,

The key thing to remember is don't just repost raw footage with nothing added,

always add your own layer on top whether that's commentary, face cam, text overlay, captions, reactions or analysis,

that's what makes it your content and keeps you safe from takedowns

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝟓 → 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐠𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐥

→ The hook is everything, lead with the most dramatic moment in the first 1–2 seconds

→ Captions are non-negotiable, use CapCut's auto-caption feature with bold readable fonts

→ Emotions beat skills every time, goals are great but tears, celebrations, controversy, underdog moments and fan reactions get shared way more

→ Keep it short, 15 – 30 seconds for maximum reach on TikTok and facebook, 60+ seconds if you're targeting TikTok's Creator Rewards Program which pays on longer videos

→ Use relevant hashtags on every post, #WorldCup2026 #FIFA #Football plus team-specific and player-specific tags

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝟔 → 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦

Aim for 3–5 clips per day,

the algorithm rewards consistency and every clip is another chance to go viral,

volume is what separates clippers earning $100 from those pulling $20,000+

Best times to post

→ 30 minutes before kickoff, fans are scrolling and hyped, your clip lands right in front of an active audience

→ Immediately after a match ends, everyone is hunting for highlights and reactions, first to post catches the wave

→ Halftime, fans are on their phones replaying what just happened

→ Morning after a late night match, millions who couldn't watch live are scrolling for what they missed,
Why this matters

→ the algorithm pushes content that gets fast early engagement, post when people are already searching and your clip gets picked up and pushed to more people

Post the same clip across TikTokand Facebook Reels, same work, 2 audiences, 2 chances to earn,

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝟕 → 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬

This is how the money layers up from day one to long-term

Layer 1: Day 1

Clipping campaigns on Whop, https://t.co/yaumZwFTnW and Vyro

$1–$5 per 1,000 views, no followers needed, this is where most beginners make their first money

Layer 2: Week 2 – 4
Platform monetization kicks in as your accounts grow,

→ TikTok Creator Rewards Program: requires 10K followers and 100K views in 30 days, pays per 1,000 qualified views on 60+ second videos,

→ Facebook Reels: monetisation, bonus programs and in-stream ads

Layer 3: Month 1–3
Brand deals: as your account grows, betting companies, sports apps and merch brands will reach out, a 50K-follower football account can command $1000–$5000 per sponsored post,

Layer 4: Long-term
Account selling: niche football accounts built during the World Cup can be sold on https://t.co/pDwpIkcHfu for $500–$5,000+ depending on followers and engagement

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝟖 → 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐩

→ Pre-match predictions: "This is why [team] will shock everyone"

→ Fan reactions: film watch parties, street celebrations, pub eruptions

→ Controversy clips: "The referee just ruined the World Cup", these explode every single tournament

→ Player comparisons: "Mbappe 2022 vs Mbappe 2026"

→ Underdog storylines: first-time qualifiers, redemption arcs, aging legends playing their last World Cup

→ Meme moments: every World Cup produces memes, speed wins, be first

→ Post-match hot takes: "3 things nobody noticed in Argentina's match"

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

→ Create dedicated football accounts on TikTok plus one other platform

→ Download CapCut at https://t.co/iWyviwF9tr and learn the basics

→ Sign up on Whop at https://t.co/n4f095xu2e and https://t.co/yaumZwFTnW at https://t.co/GC6GslcKG7

→ Follow @FIFAWorldCup on TikTok and YouTube

→ Start posting pre-tournament content today

→ Set up notifications for the match schedule, June 11 kickoff

→ Commit to 3–5 clips per day during the tournament

→ Track what performs best and double down on it,

Get to work...

You don't need followers, you don't need expensive gear

you need your phone or PC, CapCut, a clipping platform and the discipline to show up daily

June 11 the window opens, July 19 it closes,

the question is whether you'll be clipping or just watching

Take the shot...

[Jakespeare @jake_063020]

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suckle on your breasts, make you feel good
eat your ass, more pleasure
you ride and grind on my 8 incher, even more pleasure

None of that is enough, you still want MONEY??????????????????????

[manueljrfcb☣️ @manueljr1000]

Once you get past 15 years old and you still think Ronaldo is better than Messi that really says a lot about your ability to reason.

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

In 1985 Nigeria Airways had 17 Planes, Emirates had only 3 Planes. In 2026,Emirates has 356 planes, Nigeria has None.

[Papel Auto-Guard @oluwajuwon_jay]

We’re actually cowards in this country and we deserve our leaders

This people should be afraid to move in public but no, we hail them even clear roads for them 😁