John

Senior Software Engineer | Sic • Parvis • Magna

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

Life

So ephemeral

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Now watch how it’ll be Monday in 2 minutes.

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

@datsamaa Hasn’t that already existed for a couple of years now?

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

@100_crown Never heard of any of these lol

[Dara✨ @gbamila__]

It’s very unfair to not have subtitles in the cinema

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

This is the way

Multiple times a week if possible

[Jide @jidechiemeka]

I’ve decided I will be leaving my house every single Saturday. I’m too young to be indoors.

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

@AyomideOgu30291 @jjkdecalcomani @DuttaYuvan @TrQuilox87 @sien_wtf Come on now, follow my lead

I may be crazy, don’t mind me

[sien. @sien_wtf]

so the bar is where i go

[Levi Johnson - Free Palestine - FUCK ICE @levijparker]

Being in a relationship with an actor must be so hard, because how do you think Ben feels seeing this interview?

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

@__wole__ The way Nolan intended

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

"I'm a victim of my own success"

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“I don’t think people underrate me. The expectations are just too high. I scored 27 Premier League goals this season, and that was expected. If I score under 30, it’s ‘decent.’ If I score under 25, people say I’ve had a bad season.”😭

— Erling Haaland

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

16

[soran @soran0312_]

Most people will say 6

Only the sharp ones will get the real answer🤣🤣

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

@zanyfen This was literally explained every 10 minutes

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

More reason I love the God of War universe.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

greek mythology was the first time i encounter the concept of fallible gods. growing up christian you’re told that god is all knowing all perfect yadda. the greeks were like nah they’re stupid and douchebags

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

Insane urge to go and rewatch The Odyssey.

Best movie in 2026 by a mile.

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

Heard bits of this song about a decade ago from a movie.

Every now and then, I remember traces of the chorus and hum it.

Then I stumbled on it this morning on Spotify.

[campbell g @rodeoman]

Odysseus leaving every island they visit

[John @oluwakeyejohn]

The Odyssey - 10/10 movie.