Christopher Olvey

...I am nobody's puppet, and nobody pulls my strings... -Bob Dylan- '91 Custom

[Christopher Olvey @olveycs]

I highly recommend this news outlet. It provides the facts, as well as, opinions from both sides of the political coin.

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[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Eye see what ya did there.

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Everyone having a meltdown over Snapchat

[Apple @Apple]

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100%

[Kit Kat @KitKat_US]

Low key LOVING this conversation. Everyone have their say and we will tell you all the answer in 24 hours! #TheGreatDebate2018 #KitKat https://t.co/6HS7zMm57P

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Valentine's day is almost here...

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How USPS works...

[Tide @tide]

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

[Christopher Olvey @olveycs]

PSA: On icy roads if you're gonna drive slow, stay to the right, and don't use your brakes. So many wrecks on I-20...

[Christopher Olvey @olveycs]

How bout that back up qb making another play on special teams!

[Christopher Olvey @olveycs]

@ABCNetwork has the best night of comedy on network tv

[Christopher Olvey @olveycs]

Ellen's new gameshow is pretty entertaining

[Christopher Olvey @olveycs]

"Whenever I chug a bottle of water I feel like I'm drowning, cause, like, I can't breathe" #thingsmysistersays

[Christopher Olvey @olveycs]

Bored? Look up the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper...I just asked my google home what they were, and lets just say I'm amazed. There's some strange stuff in that glorious beverage.

[Christopher Olvey @olveycs]

@UberFacts You mean to tell me I've been shorted all these years?!?!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

if 2017 was a person

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Adults spend more time each morning checking emails than eating breakfast, according to a study.