Involve me🙂

😂😂

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides they want to joke about me in a belittling way

[Mayyrhee⚖️👩‍⚖️📚 @mayy_rhee]

Worried about my future - Na me.

Pressing phone all day when I have better things to do- Na still me.

[𝑺𝒐𝒏 𝑶𝒇 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒃🇬🇭🥷 @BiGgEsT_BeN45]

They’re heading straight to the Mechanic Shop 😂

[TheVictor @Literatus_V]

sometimes when my mom is really well-behaved and sweet,

I reward her with a little inside gist about my personal life.

[Veev, M.D. @veev_iloabuchi]

@medley_poetic it honestly meant the world to my teenage self. He wasn’t even governor of anambra state anymore. He didn’t have to do that but he did.

[Luv @healingnluv]

@taiwo_junzi Dem go need study this your jealousy at a doctorate level. You sef no small.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

😭😭😭😭😭

[leti @Letangmohlala]

“I am going to marry you” only works if I also want to marry you, otherwise it’s a threat to my life

[Sheetal Sakpal @sheetal_bsakpal]

No, he goes home, yells at his wife and kids, throws a tantrum at everything. Then asks to be forgiven because he's "stressed".

[Involve me🙂 @olyforeal1]

@ChineduNBL 😂😂
Agu

[nata @lo0do0p]

men will hesitate to ask u out but have no problem asking to fuck raw

[lil cut🧚🏽‍♀️🖤✨ @briaananax]

ola doll checking in with my trunk 🥰🖤

[Feyi🫶🏾 @Sumptuous_bae]

Cutting me off because I refused to sleep with you is very valid.

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

It’s always “a woman should close her legs if she doesn’t want to get pregnant” and never “a man should keep his dick in his pants if he’s not going to take responsibility for a child.”..

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When you realize Americans eat pizza when they’re broke, but you only eat it when you get paid.

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

Any small thing I don tell you "okay", no put me for too much talk.

[mühendisyen @muhendisyenn]

Brezilya'da, 48 yaşındaki bir dondurma satıcısı, annesinin uyuttuğu yüzen bir tekneden 1 yaşındaki bir kız bebeği kaçırdı.

Bebeğe tecavüz etti, öldürdü ve savunmasız minik bedenini nehre attı.

Korkunç haber yayılınca, bebeğin annesi de dahil olmak üzere yüzlerce öfkeli yerli halk, şüpheliyi tutan polis karakoluna baskın düzenledi.

Tecavüzcüyü dışarı sürüklediler, dövdüler, üzerine benzin döktüler ve sokakta diri diri yaktılar.

Tüm bunlar sosyal medyada canlı olarak yayınlandı.

[pelumi 💅🏾 @justtpelumi]

my bum bum has reduced again, what the fuck man.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the worst thing about being a romance reader is closing the book and realizing no one in real life is ever going to love you like that.

[Mo🧚🏼 @Pearlyi_n_]

But still do nothing when they see me struggling using a taxi when my peers are driving their own cars 🚮