raylan

27 | he/they | transmasc agender | bi | spn • 911 • justified • hannibal | timothy olyphant does something to my brain | i run @hourlytimo

[raylan @olyphantbf]

Info and ways to help
https://t.co/jqSryPWpLp

[raylan @olyphantbf]

Sike I'm olyphantbf now on bluesky bc I missed it

[raylan @olyphantbf]

K well. Pikedexter on threads and bluesky. Gaylanrivens on tumblr. It's been real

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“the left is so dramatic. we all survived his first four years” my bitch in christ, millions literally did not

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. It's very exciting that someone captured footage of this extraterrestrial, but rules are rules. Please only send dogs. Thank you... still 13/10

[raylan @olyphantbf]

K well. Pikedexter on threads and bluesky. Gaylanrivens on tumblr. It's been real

[Caroleeena 🍉 @Caroleeenalala]

I cannot stress enough what you're signing onto by staying on this site after tomorrow. This is just one piece of the new Terms of Service. You've agreed to let Musk SUE YOU FOR MONEY for violating the terms of service no one reads.

[Meg @NeoNails45]

Sandy Hook families agreed to a smaller recovery of their defamation winnings in order to make The Onion buyout happen. Work of art.

[Katie Abdou 🇵🇸 PRE-ORDER A PRINCE AMONG PIRATES! @KaitlynAbdou]

If you use Microsoft Word, read this!

[raylan @olyphantbf]

@SouthDallasFood @J_the_stallion8 I've never seen him throw his glasses that aggressively that must be GOOD

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

Jordan has very important info for Floridians that enjoy crab rangoon and I need boots on the ground in Florida!

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

"As long as they stay away from my kids".
When I was 17 my dad gave the military my name as a prank. Those MFs called, texted, went to my school, asked my teacher if I could leave class and waited outside of the lunchroom to talk to me for TWO WEEKS. Who's doing the grooming?

[aubrey @aubviouslynot]

gotta hand it to them, this is interesting as fuck

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I heard something rummaging around downstairs and caught these two little bastards raiding my fridge

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

NSFW: Station manager shocks commuters by showing up to work in tie but no trousers.

[Natural Habitat Shorts @Natural_habitok]

Fun fact: Flamingos can drink near-boiling water. They can even drink super salty and alkaline water.🦩☕️🔥
GET MERCH AT https://t.co/f4hLvtDr5b #naturalhabitatshorts #naturalhabitat #naturalhabitok

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bruce. He can wiggle his butt, bob his head, and keep the beat all at the same time. Please clap. 14/10