오미리

spontaneous rambling

[오미리 @om1lly]

this is me

best part is many guys can vouch

so i know i aint being arrogant

[오미리 @om1lly]

wow R8 and patrick really went band for band on emotions

[오미리 @om1lly]

wtf is this

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Can't be friends with simps. they will betray you for female validation

[오미리 @om1lly]

https://t.co/RzXPlzImSg

[오미리 @om1lly]

how do i find someone that has a dancing pole in their house

[오미리 @om1lly]

i just finished chainsaw man

im so sad now

[𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝘽𝙤𝙮 🌴🏄🏾‍♂️ @954Cobi]

" dam dawg maybe i was trippen "

[오미리 @om1lly]

some men will really call other men gay for their fashion choices, while wearing calvin klein boxers

[오미리 @om1lly]

wagwan delilah double date me if u like me
brought my cronem for ur bestie
sorry he’s wearing a shiesty
he’s not beat
it’s just too smokey in these streets
ur lookin sweet

[오미리 @om1lly]

asked my bro if he thinks a girl is pretty and he replied “she’ll get married”

im struggling to gauge how offensive that is or even if that is

[오미리 @om1lly]

len fell off 🥀 i said that with a heavy heart

[swag1billion @wtfriko_]

aye learning Chinese was the most useless shi I ever did .
I can speak dis shi for no reason at all😭

[roku @rokuxvii]

pro tip just get in shape so you can justify having unusual/weird hobbies

[오미리 @om1lly]

i find it funny when the “i love when my bf does everything so i dont have to think” girls try to be misandrist

you do know that that mentality is in fact, submissive? and goes against the misandrist rhetoric you’re spewing?

like pick a side, you cant have your cake and eat it

[오미리 @om1lly]

to all the clean up crew:

kill yourself

[오미리 @om1lly]

you’re at a parade

what are you doing catching whines
what are you doing whining

[오미리 @om1lly]

paris is burning again 😭😭😭😭😭

[오미리 @om1lly]

psg ❤️

[jon @jonxgenius]

You ask people to take pics of you and they will hand you back 20 pics of straight bullshit.