Cashmoney

sometimes I don’t even know what I be tweeting

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

If Hezbollah killed 41 Israelis today, the antisemitism industry would describe it as a barbaric and savage massacre.

When Israel kills 41 Lebanese people, they call it a ceasefire.

[Dobby Balbec @DobbyBalbec29]

@BeyondReporter_ I really thought people were kidding when they said it was a remake of an Israeli show💀💀💀

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Israel now occupies more of Lebanon than Russia occupies of Ukraine.

But of course that's a 'good' invasion.

So there is silence.

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

History makers! 🇲🇽

#OnThisDay in 1986, Mexico became the first country to host the @fifaworldcup twice.

This year, Mexico will become the first country to have ever hosted or co-hosted the tournament three times! 🙌

[iyo sky better than your fav @wakeupsooin]

*bravo hits a crossbody*

Spanish announcer: GRACIASSSSS UNDERRRTAKERRRRR

[E.J. V'Kanty @EV_2024]

@retrocvnty I can believe it. This fucks me up every time I watch The Phantom Menace! 😂

[T @robrrie]

i can feel me becoming more mexican as the world cup approaches rahhhhh

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

Be careful in that parking lot bro

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

That’s really his day one 😭

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”

[Carlos Aguilar @Carlos_Film]

The Latino Backrooms is just Ross Dress for Less

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[Hudson @GuzzleGuinness]

In France, the baguette is price controlled, in Italy the espresso is cheap, in Germany the beer purity is protected by a 500 year old law…

and in America, Costco keeps the hot dog at $1.50 under threat of death.

[Cory of False Finish @Cory_Hays407]

"A Mexican is born wherever the hell they please"

📷: Zackmunter on Instagram

[Conor🧉 @nosoyconor]

When I was a kid I didn’t realize Rey in Rey Mysterio meant King. I thought it was short for Raymond. Reymond Mysterio.

[haterskeep_t4lking @Haters_talkless]

@Fightful Ludwig gets arrested in the US and now El Grande Americano’s Serenata is cancelled 🤔