So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
If Hezbollah killed 41 Israelis today, the antisemitism industry would describe it as a barbaric and savage massacre.
When Israel kills 41 Lebanese people, they call it a ceasefire.
History makers! 🇲🇽
#OnThisDay in 1986, Mexico became the first country to host the @fifaworldcup twice.
This year, Mexico will become the first country to have ever hosted or co-hosted the tournament three times! 🙌
Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”
In France, the baguette is price controlled, in Italy the espresso is cheap, in Germany the beer purity is protected by a 500 year old law…
and in America, Costco keeps the hot dog at $1.50 under threat of death.