ßTôñér🇰🇪@mopoleke2.5.4

WENT TO CUEA
CHELSEADIEHARD💙
BVB💛
MaDRid FoReVeR ✨💪

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Pro tip: If you can smell yourself a little bit other people can smell you a lot.

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

When you're pushing for something big, avoid having Sex, especially if you're not married.

[Ruth🐟 @Shanshazie]

Huku streets ukileta akili ya shule utaishi kwa bedsitter miaka yako yote.

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

Come and visit me sounds like sex to you, but send me 200k urgently doesn't sound like robbery to you 💔 Thief 🤣🤣💔

[Reginald @ginald87]

Once Satan sees you becoming successful, he'll send you a girl.

[Waltez @_jambaqaSnr]

I hope watu wa 9-5 mshajiekelea juu naona alarm imebakisha masaa chache sana

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Sai uko ushago unafunga mlango ya bedroom na msumari, I hope by now umeamini ni masomo pekee yake ilikuleta nairobi😂

[KIFOTO @Kifotooh]

Mimi nae huwa napata doh natumia vibaya zinaisha nalearn a thing or two nikizipata tena nasahau

[Jude Heavenly 🇳🇬🇱🇷 @JudeHeavenly]

This is what would have happened had the serpent come to Adam first.

[Fanatic @Vickthefan]

That blunt hit different after a long stressful fvcking day

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Learn kumanuevre streets solo ndio usiambiwe" kama si mimi haungee". Poison words hizo

[420Milly @420Milly]

Come to think of it, I was a playboy before I started smoking weed, 🍁

Ever since I became a stoner, I only kept one lady at a time. ☝🏾

[Wene @wene084]

The money that weed makes you spend is more than the money you spend on weed

[ßTôñér🇰🇪@mopoleke2.5.4 @omare_edwin]

Sikuizi vijanaa mnakunywa pombe dry dry ivo bila kuchase mamae, 50 nae kufika itakuwa nyasaye tu

[ßTôñér🇰🇪@mopoleke2.5.4 @omare_edwin]

30 missed calls won't change anything ☹️☹️ panty ishatolewa 😂😂

[ßTôñér🇰🇪@mopoleke2.5.4 @omare_edwin]

Shida yako ni kudhani bhangi ni mbaya kushinda pombe, aje sasa? Pombe ni man-made, bhangi ni natural, counterfeit yake maybe upewe nyasi tu😂

[ßTôñér🇰🇪@mopoleke2.5.4 @omare_edwin]

It so nice hustling for yourself. No matter the type of job you do, that feeling of having your own money is very nice.

[ßTôñér🇰🇪@mopoleke2.5.4 @omare_edwin]

University in kenya is just an expensive way to delay figuring out your life

[ßTôñér🇰🇪@mopoleke2.5.4 @omare_edwin]

@Von0064 Pamoja

[ßTôñér🇰🇪@mopoleke2.5.4 @omare_edwin]

@KiitaGitau @kingfula_evans Guza