kelbin*

i miss adventure time

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

vietnemese cold brew + everything bagel w cream cheese i can stop a bullet

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

Well, well, well…

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

I'm casting a hex on the city of Denver. #MINvsDEN

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

I'm casting a hex on the city of Denver. #MINvsDEN

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

i HATE Jamal Murray

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

I hate the Denver Nuggets

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

I might be squeezing audiobooks into the diet but i love paper i don’t wanna

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

I am brave, i am courageous, i am loved. I am brave, i am courageous, i am loved. I am brave, i am courageous, i am loved. I am brave, i am courageous, i am loved.

[Dawggy @SixKeeHH]

Shit fucked up right now E

[hubert plant emoji @postedinthecrib]

point in every mans life wheee he has to learn how to play tekken

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

Devoting my life to Tekken 8!

[Fig 😀 @MechaCervix]

I’ve taken a closer picture I’m not sharing though 🖕

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

Fucking up these croutons

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

https://t.co/CxcAzYqrTl

[Nathan FOIA Tankus @NathanTankus]

Reporter: “Are the airstrikes against the Houthis working?”

Biden: “Well when you say ‘working’—are they stopping the Houthis? No. Are they going to continue? Yes.”

This might be the most concise summary of U.S. foreign policy available

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

water so good i went cross eyed

[💽 @gum_mp3]

power rangers SPD was so crazy

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

i spoke too hastily. With disregard, i threw my affection at the Celcius can because i was carried away on its imitation of wings. Now a ray of heaven has struck me, pierced through my vanity, and lifted my chin with its genuine feather.

[kelbin* @omarisbored]

i’m a Celcius Truther now, new year new me