omar kaskas

[omar kaskas @omarkaskas]

Simply growing https://t.co/6iCqJEO20s & https://t.co/d6shFmVV3C presence on Twitter.

100 slots, USD100$ each to be won!

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

I don't trust people who smile before 9 AM.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

My bed is my best friend,

fuck you all.

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

I want good grades I just don't want to study or do homework

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

No, I'm not lazy. I'm just very protective of my seat.

[A.i @iSpeakComedy]

You don't know the struggle,
unless you've had to hold your charger a certain way for it to work

[Stumbler Viral @StumblerViral]

People lie more during phone conversations than they do face to face or written down (including texts).

[Stumbler Viral @StumblerViral]

Studies show that even the oldest smokers (aged 60 and over) can live longer if they quit.

[Stumbler Viral @StumblerViral]

People who use their phones while driving are causing traffic to move 10% slower.

[Stumbler Viral @StumblerViral]

Men whose masculinity has been threatened are more likely to support wars and desire to own an SUV.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

If she replies to your one worded texts, you're pretty special bro.

[omar kaskas @omarkaskas]

@kaskasomar walla sa3be 3ashen kil il 3alam bta3rifne 3a hal account... Sry :/

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

SO what we get drunkkkk so what we smoke weedddddd were just havin funnnnnn until our parents seeeee

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.