Dominic De Coco

I'm lazy, an innate couch potato and I dislike people so stop following me.

[EA SPORTS FC @EASPORTSFC]

Forged in the world's top leagues. Chosen by you.

This is your #FIFA23 Community Team of the Season: https://t.co/mDgce8ww0D

#TOTS #FUT

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

Just saw an old man who wanted to throw a paper cup bend down to the trash can to place his cup on a column of cups so he doesn't fill up the trash can and leave room for the next person.

This is how everyone should aspire to be.

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

@madoo_ar it's a joke bruv... look up the words and you'll get it but no joke once explained is ever found funny.

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog. #bestthingireadallday

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The difference between men and women...

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

@madoo_ar @DomsWildThings #NotPennysBoat

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Pope Francis offered some words to Donald Trump today. The sentiment was appreciated and all, but exorcisms have to be performed in person.

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

Humans do have the gene for hibernation but ironically it's dormant. #QI

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

Who you gonna call? 911 cuz ghosts aren't real.

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

A behemoth is eating a bucket of popcorn whilst chewing with his mouth open. #thedeathofcinema

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

IMDb: The Greatest 60 films from the past 26 years - https://t.co/sIimS46xLs

[Festival de Cannes @Festival_Cannes]

#Cannes2016 ESHTEBAK by MOHAMED DIAB #UnCertainRegard

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

I booked my tickets for 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' online with @elCinema

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

@IMAXegypt @BatmanvSuperman is supposedly coming to Egypt on the 23rd of March, how accurate is that date and how soon can I reserve?

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

"LETS NOT MAKE THIS DILDO A KILL-DO" - me robbing a bank

[donni saphire @donni]

People say "He had to be dragged kicking and screaming" like those aren't normal reactions to being dragged

[Dominic De Coco @omarrazek]

I saw a homeless guy take a dump on the street with the biggest smile on his face. I wish I reach his level of happiness someday.