Omar Hernandez 🇸🇻

👁️⃤ 🇸🇻 with ♈️ traits

[Omar Hernandez 🇸🇻 @Omarsitodebtown]

🇸🇻 horchata hit different

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

As an adult, missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s you can take

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

Happy 40th birthday to the legend, Spongebob Squarepants 🎉

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[. @playboicurrryy]

how teachers be sitting on their desk after the sub snitched & left a note

[7-ELEVEn @7eleven]

It’s 7:11 on 7/11 and i’m in a 7-ELEVEn. What happens now

[#1 Space Jam 2 Lover @JoshuaTookes]

Back in my day, we called that Disney Channel

[SCOTT WARNER @ScottWarner18]

Dear @Walmart,

Please get with the times and allow Apple Pay or “tap to pay”. Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of us

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[Hey Arnold Perfect Shots @heyarnoldshots]

Lockjaw

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Happy 250th birthday to all my friends in the USA! 🇺🇸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FoxNews Mamdani has built nothing. He is a taker, never a maker.

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Car Hub @TheAutoHub]

Perfection at its peak🖤

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

chili's

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤣🤣