Nifty Jakathomo

somewhat insignificant. Music producer,web designer. jack of all trades master of one. Here for the laughs

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[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Huyu msichana alipeleka mtoto jana kwa baby daddy, akarudi jioni the husband alikua amemngoja.

Ni kama kulishikana kidogo huko kwa baby daddy, wife alipeana waonje.

Sai wife ako hapa ward fighting for her life as the man is in police cell.

Amerix has been warning us about starting the game 1-0.

You are not Jesus, you can't save her.

Simps FC trailing 2-0 at home against Sharp FC.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Unatembea tao usiku na your 6'2'' ting anasema anafeel safe ukiwa hajui the feeling is mutual

[Shad 🇵🇹 @_shad_s]

United fans wenye huwa wanahate on Ronaldo hukuwa mabongolala haha, kama ni fans wa other teams I would understand, lakini w united fan hating inakuwanga tu ujinga wa hali ya juu.

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Footbridge ata sio ya pedestrians anymore. Jamaa wa nduthi anahoot msonge, biashara zimejaa hakuna mahali ya kusonga, both mtu wa biz na jamaa wa nduthi wamejam, kwani wanataka tuvukie wapi? Na tusipovuka hapo hao wa biz watauzia nani?

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

This song was originally composed to warn the Kikuyu community that Jesus was uprooting the holy mugumo tree . They warned that Christianity was eroding their religion while the men who were supposed to protect it were busy at the breasts of women.

[Nifty Jakathomo @ombuty]

@bomboluly You care

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Captain Erwin's speech to his soldiers before they die is very sobering. Especially when we lose our loved ones to political or revolutionary causes like maandamano
A cause does not justify your death by itself. The people who survive you must make your death mean something

[Nifty Jakathomo @ombuty]

Kiswa Healing sounds nice doesn't it

[vespera @vesperamyst]

normalising naming your child after a 10/10 album

[Nifty Jakathomo @ombuty]

@JaredoumaA Wanalima hadharani waziwazi

[Nifty Jakathomo @ombuty]

@Pinkiescent_ E cig ni nini?

[Nifty Jakathomo @ombuty]

@ignyharaz2 Pia mi niwaundie

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Foreman " Mjengo ni nguvu, akili peleka computer room"

Na utapata haters wakisema huyu ni Onwami buana.

[Nifty Jakathomo @ombuty]

@Mnauwoo Through pass wazimu na Kuna vile ni super sub

[MRNKoechii_Karamoko @me_right_now_w_]

Crazy that only Wakadinali and Octo have something close to a classic Hiphop album in decades..

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

The main challenge in life is women want their responsibilities treated as sacrifices but want men’s sacrifices to be treated as responsibilities.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @wil_sonn1]

Fat people hawapendi banter lmfao. Short people huwa bantered, skinny ninjas the same lakini sijui fat fvcks hutoa wapi moral authority ya kutufanya tufeel bad about it hahahaha.

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[🐐Rastaman 🍁 @JimmieMuriuki]

Open and ready for your orders

[Nifty Jakathomo @ombuty]

Hata next world cup bado hatutoboi, ile siku local clubs zitafika round of 16 ya CAF champions league ndio tutaanza kuongeza kuhusu advancement in football. Let's just focus on looking for better sponsors and encouraging fans to show up.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

I don't care how you were raised, at some point you have to take responsibility for who you chose to be, trauma may explain behaviour, but it will never excuse it.