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I’m only here for the shenanigans. *retweets ≠ endorsements.

[G @omeezy_24]

heavy on the “Hautanistress!” ✌🏽

[Masaku @masaku_]

Mkumbuke June 25th we were fighting both Ruto and Gachagua. Gachagua used to go to the office at 4am to teargas us

[🐻‍❄️⁷ 🇸🇳🇧🇷🇨🇮🇨🇩🇬🇭🇩🇿🇨🇻🇫🇷 @userbfIy]

so he went, was with his wife and newborn and then came back,,,, that simple. this is what people were losing their shit over? 😭

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Press Statement by The Standard Group Plc on The President's post on X.

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

If you're against demonstrations, then why are you demonstrating?

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

The trips are endless, luxurious, and incomplete without large convoys, complete with a fleet of helicopters. The millions of shillings in mobilization handouts on each trip add to the reckless spending spree that President William Ruto’s regime has adopted for his domestic trips.

https://t.co/PAI9LD01nI

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Why is it tolled when we are the ones paying for its construction, and we already pay a fuel levy for road maintenance?

We have accepted a dangerous precedent where public infra is financed by taxpayers, yet the benefits and revenue streams are handed over to private entities.

[Passini @agpassini]

O dia em que um jogador do Botafogo arrastou seu companheiro 'lesionado' de volta para o campo para tentar ganhar tempo, e os jogadores do Fluminense vieram e o puxaram de volta para fora pro jogo continuar Kkkk

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

Hii imeandikwa na makasiriko. The spacing, the CAPS, the language…..

[J…. @yehblitzed]

England managers will learn one day all LW roads lead back to Rashford

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

The country that cannot solve Gikomba and Toi Market fires now wants to offer support to Los Angeles fire victims? What a ridiculous government we have.

[Osama Bin Javaid @osamabinjavaid]

Did the world really think this tech is for fireworks displays only?

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

"When the citizens of a Nation deem their most accomplished thieves as the most electable then they lose the right to complain when theft becomes their national creed." ~ Modibo Keita. Pan-Africanist leader and first President of Mali. (1915-1977)

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

5 - Congo DR's Lionel Mpasi made five saves in the opening 20 minutes against Colombia, the first goalkeeper to record five saves in the first 20 minutes of a FIFA World Cup match since Warren Barrett for Jamaica vs. Argentina in 1998.

Busy.

[💎🇿🇦🇵🇹 @TJayyyy_1]

Declan Rice complaining about a team that sits with 11 guys behind the ball a lot?

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "I'm not sure if VAR is still working at World Cup."

Ghana head coach Carlos Queiroz believes his side should have had a penalty in draw against England.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

I'm sure at first the Interahamwe were also first described as goons. They operated with clear state sanction and impunity. We all know what happened after. This thing of "goons," we cannot afford to take it lightly.

[🇫🇷🍁 @cIairefontaine]

just got a haircut

[🐧 @bittermbamba]

soft