The Shania Twainsaw Massacre

Old as fuck.
Widower.
Pansexual.
Horror Whore.
Pro-Choice, Pro-Science, Pro-Wrestling.
DMs are ok.
MDNI.

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I live in Texas and it has started, I just realized my house that I live in and paid for HAS GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS..Next is Shania Law and mandatory viewings of Ru Paul's Drag Race, while drinking appletinis and talking about which Heated Rivalry guy is the cutest.

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@OneMeghanElinor

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Look at how beautiful that is.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Live look at Greg Abbott:

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Heels over wheels!!! Let's fucking go.

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Yes!!!!!

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Again, the wrong fucking 80 year old.

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@LongTimeHistory Man these Edgars here in El Paso are dumb af.

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@PopBase Imagine pretending to give a fuck about kids when she is married to a sex offender, or standing right in front of Epstien's biggest client. Lol.

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I went and cast my early vote for Talarico. I come home and my litter box is gone out of my room and in my neighbors homeschooled kids room, my two cats had gender reassignment surgery and are now even more bitchy and my chihuahua just moved his family over the border from Mexico

[Chris'thulu, the Accursed Harbinger 🐙🐲 @komradekhris]

"HEY I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, WELCOME TO JACKASS!"

*opens the Lament Configuration*

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Ok, so hear me out....#HellraiserRevival

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@ImBreckWorsham When MAGA said aliens were taking our jobs, surprisingly enough they were right?

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@AlexToughTakes

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I want this immensely, but I know the scalpers are going to eat this shit up and I will never see one ever.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the first-ever LEGO Dragon Ball set.

Will cost $179.99.

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@factpostnews Bet those "Gays for Trump" are feeling good right about now.

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@HouseOfHorrorCo The Shining
Terrifier 2
Bride of Chucky
Crimson Peak
The Taking of Deborah Logan

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@mishazubkow @WhiteHouse

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@HazelLiaqa4848 The Taco Bell shits i had the other night.