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[CΞLIΠΛ @omensthetic]

I'm not popular. I'm just memorable

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

They look like women that would share Neyo

[CΞLIΠΛ @omensthetic]

Sneezing is an extreme sport and such a scary thing to do while driving

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When I’ve already used my fake laugh 3 times and the person won’t stop talking

[CΞLIΠΛ @omensthetic]

If you unfollow me , please be sure to remove me as a follower because what do I look like to you 🤨

[ྀི @hrtindica]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[CΞLIΠΛ @omensthetic]

If I was a man, I’d have a mustache as my signature facial look

[CΞLIΠΛ @omensthetic]

Man, you lot know you don’t have to add a song to every post right 🫩🫩

[CΞLIΠΛ @omensthetic]

A rising pet peeve of mine is when a person is overly trying to get me to remember something

I said I don’t remember , move on with the story or conversation ….

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

I love expressing my emotions. I love when I don’t have to hide what I’m feeling. I love being vulnerable and open.

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Excuse me?

[CΞLIΠΛ @omensthetic]

Turn ALL the way around if you’re really thick. No side stances

[Charles Patterson @CharlesPattson]

“Can we jump on a quick call”

[CΞLIΠΛ @omensthetic]

The worst thing Instagram did was allow people to post a picture and add music

Open the app and immediately 💥, music playing. I just wanted a silent scroll please

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

Y’all keep rapping when we need salt truck drivers.

[belle 𐙚 @1izcals]

so excited to start my eating disorder january 1

[IG: STORMNYX @stormnyx_]

I like to talk things out, I like clarity. I’m an adult , we communicate.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

ima call you right back = enjoy the rest of your day 😭